Be afraid, be very very afraid…Khloe Kardashian comes out to the public and looks like she is just about ready to crush over her older sister Kourtney Kardashian. My goodness, my oh my! If that pair is not a freak of nature, then I do not know what is.

Poor Kourtney Kardashian, I mean she has to be seen with her giant freakish sister, towering over her every move. I bet growing up, Kourtney couldn’t pull much crap with Khloe, because Khloe would easily slam dunk her in a basket ball hoop.

And if Khloe’s appearance isn’t terrifying enough, she had to bring along that awful gaudy purse of hers. Seriously, what made her ever think that would go with her Gothic boring black outfit, the ugly purse just made her appearance even worse for herself, and for her sister.

OK, and I know you must of thought this thought before, and it has surely crossed my  mind, but perhaps Khloe was actually born a man, and this explains her manly features. This would also explain how she does not fit in with either one or here sister, Kourtney or Kim. Just a hunch, but if I was Kourtney I would do some serious digging in her sister’s birth records.

Paris Hilton is by far one of the biggest example of  a person being famous for simply absolutely no reason at all than other being her fake ego centric self.

Literally, you can tell she is having no real thought entering that big head of hers except for, Gee Why Am I famous again…teehee…wait I do not know myself, wait I do know, because I look good naked. This is one of the empty shallow thoughts that spew through her tiny brain of hers. I mean, her brain capacity must be this small if she would go outside dressed like that.

Ughh that cheap imitation of a head band thing around her head, has got to go! Maybe that is what keeps her brain alive and functioning half way. And that outfit is quite the eyesore and vomit sore. I know Paris is trying to become more ” adult with sophistication” but dressing like a 80 year old woman is not the way to go. What about if she went to college to educate herself, then that would be a start of actually something “adult”.

And of course, we can’t forget that huge odd man’s hand right there…umm of course Hilton isn’t a stranger to strange men around her, but she probably doesn’t seem to mind the creepiness factor, not surprising.

The usual heartbreak and tears is not at all uncommon for ABC’s hit reality show The Bachelor, but for this season 13 finale, things got about as unpredictable and unreal for Jason Mesnick, 32, and his two ladies Molly Malaney and Melissa Rycroft.

For the big grand season finale, Jason finally had chosen his future bride to be, brunette beauty Melissa. He slipped the ring on her finger as he had just previously let Molly go, sending her back home. But this fairytale ending for Melissa and Jason would soon take a surprise dark twist.

Back to back aired the “After the Final Rose” special,  which taped  only six weeks after Jason’s proposal, he told Melissa he was dumping her because he still had feelings for Miss Molly.”Don’t call me and don’t talk to me. Leave me alone,” said Melissa angrily, as she walked off the stage, after giving back her ring to him.

Although Mesnick said he hated himself . Then right after Molly came out and took the stage with Jason, where she agreed to give him another chance at their love.

Where has Mischa Barton gone to? She made an appearance recently at the Christian Dior and Elie Saab shows where onlookers and fans were shocked to see a bone stick thin Barton, with her face all pale and gauntly.

Over the past year Mischa’s weight has been criticized for gaining too much weight, so it appears she has gone the other way by drastically loosing at least 3 dress sizes in the past 6 months alone. Sources around the former O.C. star, say she is trying to get back to her very frail dress size 6 during her O.C days. But in a very unhealthy way obviously by her new appearance.

Barton’s new weight woes mimic those of many other Hollywood young stars who are desperate to join the size 0 club, current members include Lindsay Lohan, Anne Hathaway ,Victoria Beckham, and Keira Knightley.

During a recent opening for Rascal Flatts concert, in Madison Square Garden, Jessica Simpson had an savoring moment on stage.

Simpson managed to remember all her lyrics, made no odd separate dedication to Mr. Tony Romo,  and didn’t cry at all either.  There was absolutely no repeats of any previous wacko breakdown moments of Jessica has share in the past on tour. Although, there was a funny moment Jessica encountered in Madison Square’s Garden’s concert.

This timeshe was smart enough to leave her high-waisted chili cookoff jeans at home, she still had to go and ruin a seemingly harmless perfect outfit by wearing an outfit just as bad: a skort.  She explained this to her audience that this has become her trademark:

“I’ve had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note. That’s why I’m wearing a skort—not a skirt, not a short—just so they wouldn’t split.”

Miss Denise Richards will be competing on ABC’s hit TV show, Dancing With the Stars. With her appearing on the show comes new anxiety and worries about her dance ability.

Denise revealed that she has been jittery about shaking a leg onstage since she has really never danced before in her life. She said, “My biggest fear is just forgetting everything right before going on live, that’s what I’m scared of’.”

Richards continued on with her extra worries by stating, “All I hope is that I don’t embarrass my girls.I’m completely out of my element because I’ve never danced before. Never!”

During Superbowl Sunday, Lindsay Lohan was in the Tampa Airport, and was causing quite a stir and it wasn’t because of who she was but what she thinks she is entitled to.

The young actress, started throwing a major diva fit when the airline Delta employees were unable to give her first-class seat on the already overbooked flight. It was reported this is when Lindsay sulked, pouted and whined about her second-class treatment.

She was even snipping to her traveling companion, “You’d better come and visit me back there in case I die.” Lohan’s drama dive mood disappeared when the airline finally  was able to upgrade her to first class before departure.

Britney Spear’s former close friends  Osama “Sam” Lutfi and  her onetime boyfriend Adnan Ghalib have a restraining order against them from Spears herself.

Britney filed the restraining order because documents show Lutfi and attorney on Eardley have been trying to gain control of Spears’ affairs.  Mr. Lutfi was at one time manager and friend to Britney in her life. While,   Mr. Ghalib, a paparazzi, had dated the pop princess briefly.

In the restraining order, it states it forbids Lutfi, Ghalib and Eardley from having contact with Spears, her parents and her young children.  Although in the document it also states that Spears continues to inform Ghalib of her travel “and that he then arranges for paparazzi to meet and film her to his financial benefit.”

Next month there will be a hearing whether or not to extend the restraining order.

Jessica Alba had earned herself a freebie of a night out with the girls, while her one year old daughter Honor was being taken care of by her husband Cash Warren at home. Alba was enjoying herself but managed to get a bit off balance as the night ended.

Jessica and her friends has been partying the night away, at the trendy hotspot Bardot. It has been reported that the new mom hasn’t had a night out in quite some time.  As they all left the club together, Jessica appeared to be somewhat drunk and unsteady on her feet.

Her girlfriends helped Jessica by holding her arms up and walking right beside her, as they made their getaway exit. No one else apart of Alba’s posse seem to be off balance, and were all assisting their dear friend Miss Alba.

Avril Lavigne has never really been known to show the new trendy style, and is rather known for her daring individual look…but seriously, come on, this here should never be tried out in public.

But leave it to Avril to stop at nothing but to get attention for herself. I wonder why she goes around looking like a crazy person who just escaped from a mental institution. The Toysrus bracelets look like she has been in a mental ward, with her untied boots screaming, I am free, I’m free!

That face, one word…ughhhh. She really needs to learn to close her wide mouth, because no one needs to see that, thanks Avril.  And her clothes, what can I say about her clothes….just you think after all the money she has made from her music career, she could afford to buy better clothes and have the desire to be a normal young woman.

Instead those clothes make her look like she is packin some extra junk in the tummy, and at least kip your trim figure Miss Lavigne, because that is all you ever had that was good about you, you were slim, notice how I said you were.