If it isn’t obvious already, Jason Alexander definitely still wants Britney Spears. Back in 2004, his 55 hour wedding must have not sufficed enough with the pop star during their Vegas wedding. Well, now it’s acclaimed that Spears is once again engaged!

And this time, it’s to Jason Trawick. Kevin Federline has much more endearing thoughts concerning the engagement as he supported the decision as long as his children with Britney were happy and well cared for.

Alexander specifically stated ”I know everyone wants me to be happy about this, but I am not.” Well, we think it’s time for you to get over yourself and what you lost in Britney. What do you think?

As of late December, it was confirmed that the couple sent out festive holiday cards together. Apparently the note read “We wish you and your family a holiday season full of happiness joy. ‘A donation has been made in your name to St Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital and Best Friends Animal Society.’ ’With warmth and love, Jen and Justin (sic).” Well, perhaps they should take their own advice and enjoy a holiday of happiness.

And if they can’t get some happiness, at least get some continuity in their fashion! What’s up with those rings on your right fingers guys? Haven’t you only been dating since the beginning of this year! Not to mention Justin, what kind of keychain is that hanging off your pants… and a zipper that zips up sideways? Just interesting poses from the couple.

How long do you think Miss Aniston can last with her new boyfriend? Leave a comment and start the discussions!

Have you been following the Jessica Simpson pregnancy? Apparently not, at least I haven’t been, but from the looks of this picture she must be superr busy. She’s got no time to do her hair, pick out her clothes, or get something healthy to drink.

Now there’s nothing wrong with a refreshing Sprite every here and now and then again, but I’m not sure that soda is very healthy for the baby. But she has been reported to crave some comfort foods like some peanut butter sandwiches and salt. How weird!!

As for baby names, Ashlee Simpson’s son Bronx already has some ideas on that one. He is just as eager as anybody to have his first cousin. He wants it to be a girl, naturally. On another note, Jessica was very happy when the baby kicked the other day. She was belated to feel the baby moving and finally started coming to the true realization that she’s having a baby.

Having a baby she is alright. But her celebrity fashion is sub-par and as a result, many celebrity news magazines are picking up on the small things she’s leaving behind. At least the pregnancy is bringing her attention, because her fashion, music, and movies definitely aren’t!

What exactly is Snookie Nicole from the Jersey Shore thinking? Perhaps has her fashion sense gone hay wire? In the first celebrity photo, she is wearing who knows what, perhaps fabric that’ sbeen cut up and sloppily put on her. And for the hair, is that the poof and a headband? Girl, you have to pick one or the other. For real. If you’re going to have a poofy hair style, at least put it up in a stylish way… or at least wear some fashionable clothes!

For the second picture, first, the pose is uncalled for. Moose lips are gone and out of date; they never look good. And for the animal print… that’s definitely out out of style… at least if you’re not still vicariously living in the 80s, which perhaps Snooki is. And the boots. Those have always been an eye turner, but the dog is in your ARMS, not your feet. So if you’re thinking about being dumb and attracting lots of attention, you’ve don exactly that!

Cheers to Snooki though, at least she’s turning heads and getting her name out there on the headlines of celebrity news and gossip. Although if she’s going to release a fashion line, she might need to think about her next outfit a bit more carefully.

Wow, just wow! What and where has the Ashlee Simpson I remember? Adn what is up with these Simpson Sisters? It seems either one is gaining weight and the other is sooo grossly skinny.

Ashlee looks like she needs a vacation, and she needs on pronto! But she is busier than ever working on the new tv Melrose Place, but don’t you think she would care more about her health than money…YEAH Right! I bet she is starving herself to the max to fit into size zero pants for her new role on set.

This is very sad considering she is a mother now. What kind of example is she setting for her own child one day? Her face is liek stone cold and her eyes seem so empty. Maybe she isn’t smiling because it is hard to smile when you havent eaten anythign for two weeks.

But that tatoo is not helping any matters of her looks department…it is nasty looking, with a capital N. No wonder the poor girl behind wants no one to think she is with this walking zombie, we all call Ashlee Simpson.

Okay so where do I even begin with these two eggheads?? Seriously I truly thought I saw all Heidi and Spencer Pratt had to offer but this takes it to a whole entire new level.

For goodness sake Heidi please stop smiling like that because you look like a true crazy woman. Please, please go see a professional hairsylist who might still be able to savage your dead disgusting hair. But as far as Spencer goes, I believe indeed he is a lost cause.

Take that crown off your big gross head, you call your face , because you look like a complete moron. A scary moron indeed who is about to go kill people because he thinks he really is a “king”. Spencer Pratt is a king of nothing…and if can’t stop groping Heidi in publiuc I think me and everyone else needs a barf bag , because that sight is too nauseating to handle.

Okay so where exactly has Miss Hilary Duff have gone off too? It just seemed the other day Hilary was rocking a killer body and a budding career. Now I am so not sure about that at all.

First, her body seems like it is going udner some form of transformation into a hottie to a chubby wubby. I am just keeping it real because I would be lying to say Miss duff wasn’t packing on the pounds all over.  Even her Gossip Girls’s co-start cant deny and notice the drastic change in Hilary’s hottness appeal.

Of course Hilary looks like she is about to have to kiss an onion or something really stinky…oh wait..oops…that is just her Gossip Girl co-star, yikes! But he isn’t happy either with his leading lady, due to her saggy bottom and flappy arms…probably doe snot want to hold onto any of that. Seriously Gossip Girls, I thought you were all about hotness and sexiness!?

Teen Sensation Miley Cyrus is being “Just Miley” once again, by shedding her wholesome Disney girl image by getting her nose pierced recently.

Rumors had been swarming all over if the photo (below) posted on the Internet were indeed true and it has been confirmed by Miley’s father himself, Billy Ray Cyrus, it is true. Billy Ray went on to explain to the media how and why Miley decided to get her nose stud.

“Her daddy took her (to the piercing studio). She said, ‘Daddy, would you take me to get my nose pierced?’ I said, ‘Did you ask your momma?’ And she said, ‘Yes. Mama said I could do it if you would take me.’ I thought kind of it was one of those bizarre moments. But honestly, my life and what we’re going through and the things that we’ve been through, it’s like being in The Twilight Zone. So I just kind of roll with the punches,” explained Mr. Cyrus.

One look at Katy Perry here and it enough to make your eyes sting! What in the heck is she thinking dressing up like this? After winning so many darn awards, including just being at The Grammys, and this is the thanks she gives her fans and everyone else…a nice big eye sore to all of us!?

Well I will not let her go this easily, she is known to be a repeated fashion offender and she needs to know how to spend her millons properly because my eyes can’t take this much longer. That is for sure what the guy in the background is thinking to himself, ” What the Hell”….exactly I am so feeling ya buddy. I am asking the same question and asking why is she so famous again?

Alert, Alert Miss Perry but I think Granny wants her shirt back…and while your at it, she wants her spandex pants back too. Seriously, Katy that should be a crime those pants you are wearing with that tacky shirt of yours. And the man to the left of you, well he is so embarrassed by you, he doesn’t even have to say it, but you ca just tell by the look on his poor face. Great job Katy embarrassing those around you, including yourself!

Miss Jessica Simpson should be extra careful when stepping out into the public eye looking like this! Just one single word: DISASTER!

It is rare to see a celebrity without makeup planted all over their face, and usually I would give major props for their natural efforts but in Simpson’s case she should go back to her makeup face. And what is up with her sweaty greasy looking hair?? It looks just plain disgusting, like one big sweat rag on her head. No wonder whoever is hiding from the cameras is too embarrassed to be seen with Jessica, I would be to.

I think Jess needs to spend her earnings better on a decent wardrobe too. Seriously, after all the money you have made off of being the dumb blonde, you can only borrow your boyfriends raggy flannel shirt. Who knows if that is dirty or clean? But I can understand why she would wear it, I mean she has to have a way to cover up that belly of hers. Just a couple more of crunches and laying off the fried food, and you will get to the point where she can at least where a regular t-shirt!