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Actors Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon aren’t great actors for nothing. In fact these two love birds love to act when others have their eye on them.

I have never seen something more fake than the way these two look and appear with one another. just look at poor Jake’s painful bored expression plastered all over his weepish face. Next to him is his other co-satr in this acting game, Reese…who is not winning any Oscars for her smile here. Geeez, what do these two have to be so down about?

Seriously all the millions they make combine, you would think they would be skipping down together filled with joy. Reese can’t help but to somehow come off ice cold, that if she got any more colder Jake’s hand would fall off. And lets not forget to point out what is up with Jake’s choice of pants…soo grungy and gross lookin…hate to tell you Jakey, but that style is soo 2007 lol!

Reese has no room to talk either with her ghostly pastly skin tone that makes a ghost look like he has just been tanning in Hawaii…ouch!

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uh Says That, September 4th, 2009 at 1:10 am

you got all this from a picture? do you know either of these people? and btw, your parents should have taught you that money does NOT equal happiness. i doubt you’d look happy if you got bombarded by ten to twenty guys with cameras every time you stepped out of the house.

oh and p.s. in case you missed it, the whole leather-orange-skin-cancer look is so last year. having healthy, normal looking skin like reese’s is so much more attractive!

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Jake G Says That, September 4th, 2009 at 7:47 pm

“I have never seen something more fake than the way these two look and appear with one another.”

Fauxmance with a fake-nice bitch like Reese Witherspoon can’t be fun.

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