The Clown of the evening comes out to play! Except that is no clown, is it Lindsay Lohan herself at play. Of course her dress could have fooled that by all the shiny colorful colors screaming out: this is a hideous mess!
Poor poor Linds, she not only seems to have lost her total fashion sense but as well her youth. Her face looks like she is going on the big 40. Have you ever seen a 22 year old look so hard as nails…nope, I think Lindsay tops the cake with premature wrinkles sprouting all over her once youthful cheery face. Lets not also forget about that stern yet weirdo looking man behind her. He must be thinking he is the luckiest guy on Earth being so close to her and just got her phone number from one of her loser friends. Maybe her friends are trying to get Lindsay back into guys, good luck with that one! That guy seems actually too young looking for Miss Hard as Nails.
To go with her clown dress for the evening, she must also have a clownish mishap of tanning on her legs. It seems Lohan put it on a bit too thick on her legs in one spot and came out looking like an Ommpa Loompa from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory…except at least those little people looked youthful, can’t say that much about good old Linds.
