My oh my, what a complete shock, Miss Jessica Simpson’s brain is hurting her it seems. This is not the first Miss Simpson looks like a complete looney, wondering what is going on and why am I famous again. OH yes, because she can act on her own tv show, oh wait she never really acted though. Newlyweds was her own “reality show” and see how great that turned out for her marriage.
Her boyfriend of this week Tony Romo definitely doesn’t have a brain hurting look on his face. He has a “wow that chick is hott” face on. Poor, poor Jess, too out of it to realize when Tony is busy making nice with others. I bet if Jessica’s dad, Joe Simpson was there, he would have Tony arrested for that. That Joe Simpson doesn’t play around, they dont call him Mr. Stage dad for nothing.
And what is up with your upkeep Jessica? Can we way she is in desperate need of a root coloring job and to go to a better tanning salon. Anyone can spot those orange legs from 10 miles away. Here is a tip Jess: it might be your orange legs that is scarring Tony away. Or it could just be your brain of course.
