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The Hill’s season four finale airs tonight, Monday, December 22, and fans of Mtv’s hit reality drama tv show are in for quite a surprise and treat.

The buzz of tonight’s episode is about the reunion of the show’s stars Miss Lauren Conrad and Miss Heidi Montag Pratt. Yes, Heidi is officially Mrs. Pratt. The finale will also be showing Spencer and Heidi legally tying the knot at the local LA courthouse.

It has been quite a long time, for fans to see Lauren and Heidi back together talking and sharing the same screen time.  This entire season thw two of them have not spoken to one another. The last time we got a chance to see the two ex best friends duo was in season three. What to expect, see, and happen…well you have to turn in tonight at 10:00 pm on MTV to find out!

Kim Kardashian is known for her outrageous styles from her choice of making certain videos to clothes baring her certain money makin asset *ahem*…..but this one really has got me scared.

THOSE BANGS!? What in the world was she thinking? Seriously, was trying to age her self 15 years or something? Maybe perhaps, Kim is going after a more wholesome image with her bangs, but instead is just simply makes her look creepy and not the Kim we have all known to love and judge, hehe.

And that poor girl behind her, I mean the poor thing eyes are shut and we can only imagine what she is thinking. She is thinking to herself, ” What have I done to deserve this punishment of being here with Kim Kardashian, please, oh please get me out of here.”

I also don’t know what is more faker, her smile or that skateboard she is proudly carrying in front of everyone…both are sooo fake and annoying to even look at. Is it just me or does it seem like Kardashian is putting on a front like she actually is caring at whatever “charity event” she is at.

Daytime Diva Lisa Rinna might have a new gig in town, and it could be appearing in Playboy.

Sources such as Extra are stating this so called rumor to be true indeed! Extra’s cameras caught Lisa saying, “I’m the worst liar on the planet, I just can’t lie, so….I think that could be a yes.”

Lisa, who is 45, already has a full-time gig being a mother of two. She as well has completed a season on “Dancing with the Stars”. She is also very well known for her role on “Days of our lives”, as the character Billie Reed.

Kim Kardashian is known to have her moments with her mother Miss Kris Jenner, but I’m sorry folks, this just looks so wrong. Again, Kim portrays herself as the spoiled princess brat by walking ahead of her mother, and gazed by her cell phone gadget.

The mother and daughter duo were on a shopping spree, and it is pretty obvious who runs this relationship and family. Kris Kardashian carrying the shopping bags, probably full of all Kim’s new purchases, paid for by the invisible lasy behind her…Oops, I mean Kim’s mom.

But speaking of shopping, these two need somekind of clothing fashion advice, seriously! Poor, poor Kim, when will she ever learn? No matter how ahrd she may try to cover the size of her million dollar asset ( a.k.a her booty) she simply cannot hide that massive thing. And Kris, don’t you earn more money that you can afford a better pair of jeans than those, come on now, really. Hate to tell you Mama Kardashian, but the baggy jean look is soo over with.  I don’t blame Kim for wanting to pretend she is not with her mom, with jeans like that.

It now clear, there is no contest with Miss Port when it comes to her old LA boys, to her new group of boys to play with in the big apple, New York City. The NYC guys win, hands down, according to Whitney.

Port confides, “I was recently in L.A., and I couldn’t help but think, ‘Oh my gosh, everyone is kind of the exact same here. You have all these guys in the entertainment industry who are just trying to be smooth and super-cool.”

She continues to say though, “The guys in New York are still trying to be cool — guys do that everywhere — but they’re more confident and they know what they want,” says Port, who’s been cozying up to rocker Jay Lyon, since relocating to NYC to film her Hills spinoff, The City.

It also has been reported Whitney brought home Lyon for Thanksgiving and her family just loved him.

Heidi and Spencer are back at it again! They continue to make the rest of us sick and want to hurl everytime we see these two together doing something gross….like just eating….yucky!

It is truly unbelieveable how someone could make eating breakfast so gross but Montag sure takes the cake. I am frankly surprise she is a big girl enough to know how to open wide. I mean she always gives total control to her Spencer Pratt, like from her job decisons to who can be her friend to when she can speak with her own family.

Pratt on the other hand is looking dashingly evil and mean as usual. His glare of death rays can be probably felt through his blakberry. Boy, would hate to be on the recieving end of that. Speaking of Spencer, when is he going to get a clue and know he looks like a crazed caveman with that thing he likes to call a beard. Please go out and buy yourself a razor!! Come on, with the money he gets on The Hills for being just his annoying self, I think his busget can afford one.

So where did it exactly start for Tori Spelling when her posh Beverly Hills lifestlye disappaeared into a current state of tashy cheapness. I think I know when…it was when Tori decided to giver herself a bad name out there by sleeping with a married man and having him divorce his wife..to come be with her instead. Lets also not forget Tori was also married at the time to someone too while having her love affair with Dean McDermott.

But that is just some background history to explain this picture. That is probably the two lovebirds new nest egg…lovely isn’t it…..but hope they can keep the electricity on..seems rather dark and shady in there. And poor Dean…no wonder he wears that helmet all the time, so he doesn’t have to hear his wife complain and complain about why he can’t provide a better house for their family.

Tori is just left to wonder and ponder where did her career go and her looks for that matter. I mean she already has had two children, and looks like she is going on number three. She won’t be able to hide her tummy forever.

But seriously girl, where did your grace and class go from Donna, on the classic tv show, Beverly Hills 90210. If Spelling had to do a show right now, it should be called Dumpsville Hills and too trashy to have a zip code. *chuckle*

Mischa Barton can’t get away from us that easily! What do we have here but a washed out, older looking former O.C. beauty. But I think we can all agree, by the looks of things here, Barton is no O.C. beauty anymore.

Again, what is up with celebs with money to spend on ridiculous items but have no money to spend on keeping your hair looking fresh and clean. Mischa’s hair looks like bats and other creatures have a nest up in there…and those roots….please get those fix a.s.a.p girl!! With your ugly dark roots coming through, it makes you look like a regular slob…what would Marissa Cooper thinkof this!?

Maybe she has been too busy vising the mental ward hospital to keep up on her looks. The pink bracelet is on her risk to show people she has some issues going on but still that is no excuse for the way you go out in public..yike, just plain yikes!! And what may that be in her brown paper bag…hmmmmm…I’m thinking perhaps a pregnancy test…maybe it is one of her many boy toys she seems to be sporting aroudn with her at the LA clubs.

If she pregnant, maybe she will name her baby Marissa if it is a girl, because that way her daughter will never be like her mom, but instead have a clean hygiene persona like Marissa Cooper…boy we miss those days Mischa!

What is so funny girls? Aren’t you two suppose to be promoting Disney’s High School Musical Three? For goodness sake, they paid for Hudgens and Tisdale’s whole trip to Paris…and for what…for these two to exchnage the giggles between each other.

Vanessa can’t help but to be laughing at Ashley;s new constructed nose…seriously how could anyone not lagh at her chopped off looking nose. Of course Hudgens can’t tell her this, just like Tisdale can’t tell Vanessa that she is lauging at the fact that she has to share a stage with a stupid bimbo who takes nude pictures of herself.

I feel the most sorry for the adoring fans, whose ages are young and impressionable. Let us all hope that these kitties wake up and start to admire something else besides two obnoxious self-absored rich kids, who don’t even know how to promote a movie right….Paris lets hope you kick them out early…or wait better yet, actually can you just keep Ashley and Vanessa there.

 

Hills hottie Lauren Conrad made an appearance on another hit tv show, Family Guy. She was quite thrilled of being made fun of on her guest appearance.

Family Guy’s creator Seth McFarlane said, “I thought it would be funny to see if we could get her to read very, very dense historical documents centering around the second World War.”  He also went on to say, “Lauren did one scene where she had to read a paragraph on scientific self-analysis, which I thought was funny.”

It is good to see and know Conrad doesn’t truly take herself to serios or her fame, but can laugh at herself, and she added, “It’s amazing, they destroy me in it. I’m totally making fun of myself. What can I say? It was funny, I had to go over historical facts and like, biology and weird formulas I had no idea about.”

Lauren makes $75,000 per episode on Mtv’s The Hills, and for her to appear on Family guy she surely got some nice chunk change guarantee.

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