Mischa Barton can’t get away from us that easily! What do we have here but a washed out, older looking former O.C. beauty. But I think we can all agree, by the looks of things here, Barton is no O.C. beauty anymore.
Again, what is up with celebs with money to spend on ridiculous items but have no money to spend on keeping your hair looking fresh and clean. Mischa’s hair looks like bats and other creatures have a nest up in there…and those roots….please get those fix a.s.a.p girl!! With your ugly dark roots coming through, it makes you look like a regular slob…what would Marissa Cooper thinkof this!?
Maybe she has been too busy vising the mental ward hospital to keep up on her looks. The pink bracelet is on her risk to show people she has some issues going on but still that is no excuse for the way you go out in public..yike, just plain yikes!! And what may that be in her brown paper bag…hmmmmm…I’m thinking perhaps a pregnancy test…maybe it is one of her many boy toys she seems to be sporting aroudn with her at the LA clubs.
If she pregnant, maybe she will name her baby Marissa if it is a girl, because that way her daughter will never be like her mom, but instead have a clean hygiene persona like Marissa Cooper…boy we miss those days Mischa!
Paris Hilton must have literally lost her mind when she stepped out in those trashy too tight black leather pants on what seems to be her night out on the town, as usual.
For startes, is it just me or does it seem like Paris has aged…oh just a good 20 years in like the last week…yikes!! Paris you better watch out because we can already start seeing the wrinkles on your face and the dried out spots under your coooky eyes. *chuckle*
And girl, with all the money you have in this world, why does your hair look that nasty. Hilton’s roots are showing loud and clear and are as black and dead as Paris’s movie career, or relaly her career in general. And the fellow next to her…well lets just say it looks like he has got something nasty going on in his mouth..yuck!
Where is Ken..a Barbie doll can’t go anywhere without her Ken!? Oh oops, nevermind, that isn’t Barbie but instead it is Miss Carrie Underwood. She is dressed from head to toe ir heavy hairspray, bronzer gone bad, and too much shine gloss on her teeth…all equaling fake, fake, and more fake!
With the kind of money Underwood is earning you would think she could buy a dress to wear that looks more than just a 80’s prom dress. Speaking of her stlye gone haywire, who is her hair stylist because she just took back Carrie in the 1950’s *chuckle* Seriously, if Carrie was too smiel any harder, I think she might make her bony body snap into two, yikes!
Worst of the worst is her yucky toes showing. Girl, cmon you can afford any kind of pedicure you want, don’t be lazy and give the rest of us an eyesore from your toes. Get it together girl, come on.
Even though Miss Spears has finally gotten her act together, or at least that is what it seems she is doing, it doesn’t take away her crazy lifestyle around her.
She definitely looks like she has been visiting the tanning booth a bit too much these days, but hey I guess that is better than visiting random clubs at all hours of the night. But still we must give credit to Spears getting her crazy life back to order, but that doesn’t mean all her craziness has stop. From the look on her face, she is clearly a mad woman on the run, and even people who are suppose to protect her, like the man here, is probably thinking he is never going to wash his hand again.
Britney is also single and on the market, she might settle down for just your regular average joe, like the man holding her hand, maybe she can already feel the spark of craziness between them..but hold on Brit, you have already tried being with a regular guy and look how well that turned out…NOT…*cough* Kevin Federline.
We hope this time around Spears can think more quickly on her feet while being hounded down, and now exhausted from shopping all day. Hard life, we know.
Jessica Simpson’s pop career has gone by the waste side completely, and now has resorted to a new comeback as new Country Princess, but one small problem…..she is old news!
With talented beauties like Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift holding a crown in the music industry of country, who does Miss Simpson think she is? These ladies are young and fresh while Jessica is back from year 2000 and has gone down hill fast then. With a failed marriage, a dumb blond persona, and a voice that sounds like a dog slowly dying during live events…all these add up to a failed career.
Go home girl already! Like seriously, no one is waiting at the bit to hear your new invented album where there is no heart in it or talent either. The public Jessica doesn’t need to here a desperate album but just needs to go stop being something you aren’t. Stick to being you, a true dummy with a voice that has lost it’s talent.
Miss Britney Spears does it again and does it just right!
Well kinda…we aren’t sure when Britney smiled tonight at the VMA awards in Hollywood, if her smile was normal or sheer craziness. It was not too long ago Miss Spears was staying at rehab facilities and psych wards. Tonight though at Mtv’s Vma, she almost was the old Britney we love and remember from ” Hit Me Baby One More Time” days. Please hit us one more time Britney wiht future appearances by you like tonight.
Of course the night wouldn’t be complete without any unnormal characteristics Spears could not help to hide. Her rather dak tan seemed completely fake with her scary at times looking smile she gave to everyone as she accepted her first ever moonman award! I bet surely the moonman is screaming outloud: S.O.S someone, don’t let me go home with her….haven’t you heard Britney Spears is crazy. I bet Britney hersef was thinking in her head, wow am I actaully acting normal, and not shaving my head or breaking windows with an umbrella…guess not. Yes, Britney ou arenot dreaming of tonight, you for once were just plain simply one word: normal. And now that is what is so darn frightening!
Why is that a cigarette burn Miss Spears is showing on her under wrist? It would not be too surprising if it is because lately these days Miss Spears is full of whacko jacko surprises.
She is now starting to actually return to human form…slowly, very slowly, but still she is a work in progress. In case though Britney does fall of her wagon…again…she seems to be in check with her pager to the nearest mental hospital. Have no fear Brit, the mental ward is here to save you if you fall from grace..once again. Of course, one place hopefully Spears is staying out of is that of the sun. While still only in her mid twenties, she is already starting to show aging skin and those yucky sun spots. With the rate of her smoking and sun exposure, she is sure to age a merely 20 years ahead of time.
Brit please do yourself a favor, and instead of lying out in the sun, try to practice putting on make up better. Nothing is scarier than seeing her in a “I’m going to kill” scary clown lipstick color. Britney has scared us enough in the past, and this over the top lipstick is scary enough for her kids to be taken away from her forever..oops she does it again..mistake after mistake…will she ever stop ooopsing it?
It truly now is official, Mischa Barton’s career has sunk to an all new low. A low that is so low, that she can never return from it. Once being seen in those horrible nauseating pink sweat pants, she can never recover from something like that. Her “assets” on display in the back, surely have grown in size as well. Just too bad the rating of The O.C. didn’t grow in size as Mischa’s bottom.
And who is this Mr. shorty fellow by her side. Well if it isn’t Ryan from the O.C….oh oops, that isn’t Ben McKenzie, it is just another short man in Mischa’s life. He must be thinking, boy she is one big giant, a big giant with a lot of money to spend.
Actually Mr. Shorty hold that thought of yours because it appears Mischa Barton is now wearing $5 Walmart sweat pants, and her credit card is not good anywhere because she has no money left. See what happens to a young starlet when you get killed off a hit T.V, show….what happens is her career and lifestyle of which she knew, gets killed off too.Maybe Mr. Shorty will wake up and smell the o.c. roses, his giant isn’t going anywhere up but instead just getting larger in certain areas that do not need any more storage..wink wink.
Britney Spears, the former pop sensation, is now apparently amazed at life’s wonders it holds. Brit is memorized by what has become her regular purse she owns. She can’t get over that all she can afford now is a simple “Walmart” ten dollar purse.
Has it finally hit Miss Spears that her life has come down to this. All her millions of hard work of being exploited down the tubes, along with her career of her limited vocal cords. Lets just hope Brit doesn’t go crazy on us again, but just in case she does, this time they are ready for her. By the looks of it, it looks like Brit has an installed alarm system in her garage, and it will go off the instant she goes insane again. Which she is overdue any minute now with one of her crazy frenzies.
Brit in case you are wondering in your scary trans you are in, your career has left the building, and it has happened a long time ago. If she is now just realizing where she is at, then she needs her head re-examine again at the psych ward, and maybe this time she will get some meds to reduce her scary mad cave woman face.
Taaaadaaaa! It looks like Britney Spears can get her life on track, well not completely yet, but she is managing to be headed that way. Her hair actually looked touched up and her roots aren’t the first nasty thing you notice on her. Instead you notice Brit’s big smile on her made up face…well I guess you could call it happy. Some might say it is more like a crazy clown smile plastered on.
I hope to see it in the light of Spears improving her image and her trainwreck life. Of course, she could have gone without the oversize bug eye sunglasses. Simply put, those things look ridiculous on her and give her that crazy person image. She does not need any more things around her that would set off another drama incident.
So Brit ditch the shades but keep up whoever your hair stylist is, because girly your hair is looking normal. If we can start with your hair being normal, who knows, maybe your brain will become normal once again.
