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Miss Lindsay Lohan is just plain tired of always constantly defending her ongoing relationship with her partner Samantha Ronson. People can’t help but to ask recently if the two are on or off. Lindsay is here to clear up these annoying rumor.

Those rumors aren’t true. We aren’t broken up. They need to stop saying we’re fighting. People telling lies about me to her and all this garbage. I’m really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work. The only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal,” exclaimed Lohan.

Lindsay also couldn’t help but desire to wish her fans and people believed in her again. “My past is my past, and it’s been a long one, but I’m growing more and learning more day by day. I’m not the same person, and I don’t make the same mistakes.”

When fans and viewers learned Audrina Patridge was moving onto new things in her life, like staring in her own reality TV show, they were stunned and saddened to see her leave The Hills. But The Hill’s executive producer took the news not well at all.

Adam Divello, executive producer of The Hills, completely lost his cool and was anything but professional upon learning that Patridge had signed a deal with Mark Burnett to star in her own reality series instead of returning for a potential sixth season on MTV .

All of Divello’s furry let loose at a recent The Hills photo shoot after Patridge had left the set. “DiVello went on a tirade, cursing her in front of other cast and crew,” revealed a close source on that set.

Actress Scarlett Johansson ’s husband Ryan Reynolds was involved in a motorcycle accident that left him only shook up but  Scarlett  was left with fear for her other half.

Ryan recently dodged injury when a car performed an illegal turn and ended up in his path. The actor had to swerve quickly to avoid it. Although he is still planning a summer road trip across Alaska on his new Paul Smart Ducati bike, Johansson is literally terrified that a bad accident is just waiting to happen.

“She’s petrified a serious accident is just around the corner. When she asked Ryan to give up, he flat out refused. And that led to a pretty heavy argument,” revealed a close source of the famous couple.

It has not been very long since Britney Spears is on the track of getting her life and career back in order by going on her Circus tour around the country. But recent reports are saying not everyone who so keen and cheerful about the comeback star.

 Spears has reportedly threatened to cancel her ongoing tour after receiving a string of death threats. Britney is said to be  quite upset after she was criticised for not singing live during recent performances, and those close to her are concerned that she may crack under the pressure.

“Britney received some anonymous death threats over the phone and in the mail, and her worst fear is a kidnap plot against Sean or Jayden. She’s been having terrible nightmares ever since then and she wakes up in the middle of the night crying out for her boys,” reports a close source.

“She told her head of security and he thinks it’s a lone stalker. Her paranoia has reached fever pitch and she’s wracked with fear,” added another source.

Ok, now brace yourself, I know we have all seen a lot of things coming from and out of Tyra Bank’s mouth, but this what you are seeing is just down right scary and can we say ugly….because where does this woman get off telling other young beauties they are not good enough to become a model.

Who gave Tyra the power of all powers to have not just a TV show, but a TV show she controls to the very core. If you even look at her the wrong way, she will flash you her deadly evil eye ray and poof, you are gone! She seriously needs some fashion advice of her own. High black heels do not go with that ugly combat/hunting shirt she is wearing. Perhaps she has that on because she needs to go hunt for another outfit to wear.

As you work your way up on Tyra, it just gets worse and worse. Ughhh! That face, see…this is what she has always looked like and this face has gotten paid millions and millions of dollars to be America’s supermodel, boy did they have all of us fooled.  Without her make up stylist she is as yucky looking as the outfit she has dug up and wearing. But of course, do you think any of this would cross and enter that HUGE ego of hers? Nope! She is just thinking to herself, I am fierce, I am perfect, and if anyone says anything different than Kiss my bigg booty! Umm and then we have this to say to you Tyra, Heck NO!

Miss Lindsay Lohan has been officially scoped out by the Los Angeles police department by having a warrant issued for her arrest, and are currently searching for the star.

The sources at the LAPD have reportedly said they are searching for Lindsay because of her failure to comply with court orders stemming from her last DUI arrest. Lohan was arrested twice back in 2007 where she was sentenced to 24 hours in jail. She was also ordered to perform 10 days of community service and enter an 18-month alcohol-education program.

The fine set for the warrant is reportedly at $50,000. The reason for behind the warrant may be due to the failure to meet with her probation officer or failure to complete a mandatory drug test.

Be afraid, be very very afraid…Khloe Kardashian comes out to the public and looks like she is just about ready to crush over her older sister Kourtney Kardashian. My goodness, my oh my! If that pair is not a freak of nature, then I do not know what is.

Poor Kourtney Kardashian, I mean she has to be seen with her giant freakish sister, towering over her every move. I bet growing up, Kourtney couldn’t pull much crap with Khloe, because Khloe would easily slam dunk her in a basket ball hoop.

And if Khloe’s appearance isn’t terrifying enough, she had to bring along that awful gaudy purse of hers. Seriously, what made her ever think that would go with her Gothic boring black outfit, the ugly purse just made her appearance even worse for herself, and for her sister.

OK, and I know you must of thought this thought before, and it has surely crossed my  mind, but perhaps Khloe was actually born a man, and this explains her manly features. This would also explain how she does not fit in with either one or here sister, Kourtney or Kim. Just a hunch, but if I was Kourtney I would do some serious digging in her sister’s birth records.

Paris Hilton is by far one of the biggest example of  a person being famous for simply absolutely no reason at all than other being her fake ego centric self.

Literally, you can tell she is having no real thought entering that big head of hers except for, Gee Why Am I famous again…teehee…wait I do not know myself, wait I do know, because I look good naked. This is one of the empty shallow thoughts that spew through her tiny brain of hers. I mean, her brain capacity must be this small if she would go outside dressed like that.

Ughh that cheap imitation of a head band thing around her head, has got to go! Maybe that is what keeps her brain alive and functioning half way. And that outfit is quite the eyesore and vomit sore. I know Paris is trying to become more ” adult with sophistication” but dressing like a 80 year old woman is not the way to go. What about if she went to college to educate herself, then that would be a start of actually something “adult”.

And of course, we can’t forget that huge odd man’s hand right there…umm of course Hilton isn’t a stranger to strange men around her, but she probably doesn’t seem to mind the creepiness factor, not surprising.

The usual heartbreak and tears is not at all uncommon for ABC’s hit reality show The Bachelor, but for this season 13 finale, things got about as unpredictable and unreal for Jason Mesnick, 32, and his two ladies Molly Malaney and Melissa Rycroft.

For the big grand season finale, Jason finally had chosen his future bride to be, brunette beauty Melissa. He slipped the ring on her finger as he had just previously let Molly go, sending her back home. But this fairytale ending for Melissa and Jason would soon take a surprise dark twist.

Back to back aired the “After the Final Rose” special,  which taped  only six weeks after Jason’s proposal, he told Melissa he was dumping her because he still had feelings for Miss Molly.”Don’t call me and don’t talk to me. Leave me alone,” said Melissa angrily, as she walked off the stage, after giving back her ring to him.

Although Mesnick said he hated himself . Then right after Molly came out and took the stage with Jason, where she agreed to give him another chance at their love.

Where has Mischa Barton gone to? She made an appearance recently at the Christian Dior and Elie Saab shows where onlookers and fans were shocked to see a bone stick thin Barton, with her face all pale and gauntly.

Over the past year Mischa’s weight has been criticized for gaining too much weight, so it appears she has gone the other way by drastically loosing at least 3 dress sizes in the past 6 months alone. Sources around the former O.C. star, say she is trying to get back to her very frail dress size 6 during her O.C days. But in a very unhealthy way obviously by her new appearance.

Barton’s new weight woes mimic those of many other Hollywood young stars who are desperate to join the size 0 club, current members include Lindsay Lohan, Anne Hathaway ,Victoria Beckham, and Keira Knightley.

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