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Wow, just wow! What and where has the Ashlee Simpson I remember? Adn what is up with these Simpson Sisters? It seems either one is gaining weight and the other is sooo grossly skinny.

Ashlee looks like she needs a vacation, and she needs on pronto! But she is busier than ever working on the new tv Melrose Place, but don’t you think she would care more about her health than money…YEAH Right! I bet she is starving herself to the max to fit into size zero pants for her new role on set.

This is very sad considering she is a mother now. What kind of example is she setting for her own child one day? Her face is liek stone cold and her eyes seem so empty. Maybe she isn’t smiling because it is hard to smile when you havent eaten anythign for two weeks.

But that tatoo is not helping any matters of her looks department…it is nasty looking, with a capital N. No wonder the poor girl behind wants no one to think she is with this walking zombie, we all call Ashlee Simpson.

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Okay so where do I even begin with these two eggheads?? Seriously I truly thought I saw all Heidi and Spencer Pratt had to offer but this takes it to a whole entire new level.

For goodness sake Heidi please stop smiling like that because you look like a true crazy woman. Please, please go see a professional hairsylist who might still be able to savage your dead disgusting hair. But as far as Spencer goes, I believe indeed he is a lost cause.

Take that crown off your big gross head, you call your face , because you look like a complete moron. A scary moron indeed who is about to go kill people because he thinks he really is a “king”. Spencer Pratt is a king of nothing…and if can’t stop groping Heidi in publiuc I think me and everyone else needs a barf bag , because that sight is too nauseating to handle.

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Okay so where exactly has Miss Hilary Duff have gone off too? It just seemed the other day Hilary was rocking a killer body and a budding career. Now I am so not sure about that at all.

First, her body seems like it is going udner some form of transformation into a hottie to a chubby wubby. I am just keeping it real because I would be lying to say Miss duff wasn’t packing on the pounds all over.  Even her Gossip Girls’s co-start cant deny and notice the drastic change in Hilary’s hottness appeal.

Of course Hilary looks like she is about to have to kiss an onion or something really stinky…oh wait..oops…that is just her Gossip Girl co-star, yikes! But he isn’t happy either with his leading lady, due to her saggy bottom and flappy arms…probably doe snot want to hold onto any of that. Seriously Gossip Girls, I thought you were all about hotness and sexiness!?

Teen Sensation Miley Cyrus is being “Just Miley” once again, by shedding her wholesome Disney girl image by getting her nose pierced recently.

Rumors had been swarming all over if the photo (below) posted on the Internet were indeed true and it has been confirmed by Miley’s father himself, Billy Ray Cyrus, it is true. Billy Ray went on to explain to the media how and why Miley decided to get her nose stud.

“Her daddy took her (to the piercing studio). She said, ‘Daddy, would you take me to get my nose pierced?’ I said, ‘Did you ask your momma?’ And she said, ‘Yes. Mama said I could do it if you would take me.’ I thought kind of it was one of those bizarre moments. But honestly, my life and what we’re going through and the things that we’ve been through, it’s like being in The Twilight Zone. So I just kind of roll with the punches,” explained Mr. Cyrus.

One look at Katy Perry here and it enough to make your eyes sting! What in the heck is she thinking dressing up like this? After winning so many darn awards, including just being at The Grammys, and this is the thanks she gives her fans and everyone else…a nice big eye sore to all of us!?

Well I will not let her go this easily, she is known to be a repeated fashion offender and she needs to know how to spend her millons properly because my eyes can’t take this much longer. That is for sure what the guy in the background is thinking to himself, ” What the Hell”….exactly I am so feeling ya buddy. I am asking the same question and asking why is she so famous again?

Alert, Alert Miss Perry but I think Granny wants her shirt back…and while your at it, she wants her spandex pants back too. Seriously, Katy that should be a crime those pants you are wearing with that tacky shirt of yours. And the man to the left of you, well he is so embarrassed by you, he doesn’t even have to say it, but you ca just tell by the look on his poor face. Great job Katy embarrassing those around you, including yourself!

Miss Jessica Simpson should be extra careful when stepping out into the public eye looking like this! Just one single word: DISASTER!

It is rare to see a celebrity without makeup planted all over their face, and usually I would give major props for their natural efforts but in Simpson’s case she should go back to her makeup face. And what is up with her sweaty greasy looking hair?? It looks just plain disgusting, like one big sweat rag on her head. No wonder whoever is hiding from the cameras is too embarrassed to be seen with Jessica, I would be to.

I think Jess needs to spend her earnings better on a decent wardrobe too. Seriously, after all the money you have made off of being the dumb blonde, you can only borrow your boyfriends raggy flannel shirt. Who knows if that is dirty or clean? But I can understand why she would wear it, I mean she has to have a way to cover up that belly of hers. Just a couple more of crunches and laying off the fried food, and you will get to the point where she can at least where a regular t-shirt!

Just when everyone thought things between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had cooled off and fizzled, well think again because reports are now screaming the two are engaged!

After spending this past weekend together  in London and making up, these two wasted no time to make up for any time loss. Lohan was spotted spending the night at Ronson’s hotel. Lohan went to the city’s clubs on Saturday night where she proudly  was showing off a gleaming band on the third finger of her left hand.

A source on the scene says, “Lindsay has gone to extraordinary lengths not to be photographed with Samantha during their visit to London, but after a few drinks she clearly let her guard down. She was holding her hand up for the cameras to get a clear shot of the ring and didn’t seem to care who noticed.”

Holly Madison was busy doing her thing in Las Vegas, at Pure Nightclub partying the night away when something very unexpected happened to the former playboy bunny.

An eyewitness reports that Miss Madison was left with a face of a tomato when the top of her dress popped open in front of a group of jaw dropping open mouth guests that filled the room.

“She was embarrassed but was humbly laughing about the whole thing,” says another close source, on the scene. Although Madison should take this all in good strive and think of it as an unplanned rehearsal for her upcoming Vegas show, called Peepshow.

Everyone recalls Britney Spears infamous 2007 MTV Video Music Awards where she has her biggest live breakdown yet on stage in front of millions watching the fallen pop princess.

Earlier reports of the incident had claimed Spears took too many Tequila shots and was drunk right before she took the stage that night. In author Steven Dennis’s new book Britney: Inside the Dream, he claims,”Britney herself managed to ruin the most important performance of her life. Hours before the show, her anxieties raged. She decided it was a good idea to start drinking tequila shots to calm her nerves – one after the other.”

Also Spears was reportedly tested when her ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake came into her dressing room to wish her luck that evening.  Dennis says, “Justin was cool and couldn’t have been friendlier, but that wigged her out more.” Insiders have now revealed she wasn’t mentally ready to performed all, and the alcohol did not help.

Jennifer Love Hewitt should not be frowning like that at all. She just got out of her white Bentley to go shopping for the day. I know she is living the real tough life out there but she is just going to have to deal with it now. I bet white wasn’t her favorite or fist choice for her Bentley, so I could see how that could really get a person in a bad mood…poor Hollywood actress!

The outfit she is sporting is definitely an eye sore to others. Did she take a second job as a nurse, since her TV show Ghost Whisperer isn’t doing so hot lately in ratings because that outfit is a clone to ugly nurses skirt…which do no help Hewitt’s already thick things and ridiculously big ankles.

At least try to cover up that nasty bruise you have on your leg Jennifer…seriously what are you thinking, no one wants to see that..let alone see you in the daytime pouting like a sourpuss TV show actress. Sorry, but again, it is really hard to feel sorry for you when you carry that Madison shopping bag. One can only hope in that bag you actually bought yourself some decent attractive clothes and a smile to wear instead of your yucky frown.

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