A man accused of stalking the actress was busted in Scottsdale, Ariz., early this morning, after making an aggressive play for Lohan’s attention as she and gal-pal Samantha Ronson left a local nightclub. The dynamic duo were on their way out of Scottsdale’s Jackrabbit Lounge, where Ronson had been on official spinning duty, at roughly 1:30 a.m., when 38-year-old Daniel Combs lunged for the actress. Combs was arrested for disorderly conduct and released from police custody at 6 a.m. The nightclub owner Dan Wierck,where this incident took place, said, “The gentleman became very excited when he realized he was so close to Samantha, and he has a history of being a stalker with Lindsay Lohan, so he immediately attacked her and started yelling ‘I love her, I love her.” Police said they contacted Lohan and Ronson at their local hotel after the incident, where both women denied knowing the man. It’s unclear whether any charges will result from the incident.

Where is Ken..a Barbie doll can’t go anywhere without her Ken!? Oh oops, nevermind, that isn’t Barbie but instead it is Miss Carrie Underwood. She is dressed from head to toe ir heavy hairspray, bronzer gone bad, and too much shine gloss on her teeth…all equaling fake, fake, and more fake!

With the kind of money Underwood is earning you would think she could buy a dress to wear that looks more than just a 80’s prom dress. Speaking of her stlye gone haywire, who is her hair stylist because she just took back Carrie in the 1950’s *chuckle* Seriously, if Carrie was too smiel any harder, I think she might make her bony body snap into two, yikes!

Worst of the worst is her yucky toes showing. Girl, cmon you can afford any kind of pedicure you want, don’t be lazy and give the rest of us an eyesore from your toes. Get it together girl, come on.

What is so funny girls? Aren’t you two suppose to be promoting Disney’s High School Musical Three? For goodness sake, they paid for Hudgens and Tisdale’s whole trip to Paris…and for what…for these two to exchnage the giggles between each other.

Vanessa can’t help but to be laughing at Ashley;s new constructed nose…seriously how could anyone not lagh at her chopped off looking nose. Of course Hudgens can’t tell her this, just like Tisdale can’t tell Vanessa that she is lauging at the fact that she has to share a stage with a stupid bimbo who takes nude pictures of herself.

I feel the most sorry for the adoring fans, whose ages are young and impressionable. Let us all hope that these kitties wake up and start to admire something else besides two obnoxious self-absored rich kids, who don’t even know how to promote a movie right….Paris lets hope you kick them out early…or wait better yet, actually can you just keep Ashley and Vanessa there.

Even though Miss Spears has finally gotten her act together, or at least that is what it seems she is doing, it doesn’t take away her crazy lifestyle around her.

She definitely looks like she has been visiting the tanning booth a bit too much these days, but hey I guess that is better than visiting random clubs at all hours of the night. But still we must give credit to Spears getting her crazy life back to order, but that doesn’t mean all her craziness has stop. From the look on her face, she is clearly a mad woman on the run, and even people who are suppose to protect her, like the man here, is probably thinking he is never going to wash his hand again.

Britney is also single and on the market, she might settle down for just your regular average joe, like the man holding her hand, maybe she can already feel the spark of craziness between them..but hold on Brit, you have already tried being with a regular guy and look how well that turned out…NOT…*cough* Kevin Federline.

We hope this time around Spears can think more quickly on her feet while being hounded down, and now exhausted from shopping all day. Hard life, we know.

Can we finally say Justin timberlake offically has a mood disorder called sour puss unthankful celebrity. Here he is with who he called the love of his life, Miss Jessica Biel, in one of the most beautiful romantic cities in the world….Rome.

But all Timberlake can do is walk around the beautiful streets with a serious scary looking face while his lovely cheerful slap happy girlfriend Biel laughing out loud beside him. Maybe Jessica is really laughing at her own boyfriend, in hopes he will come around, but think again Jess. Mr. Timberlake is way too busy thinking about himself and how many ways are left to reinvent his career.

But Jessica we still have all eyes on you and can’t help but to notice that ugly skirt or pants, can’t even tell what it is, but just that it makes the city of Rome less beautiful by you wearing it. A big tisk, tisk. But don’t worry, if anyone makes fun of her wardrobe, Justin look like he is about to get ready to whip out his pistol and pistol whip someone if you just look at him the wrong way.

Justin, it is not anyone’s fault that you will forever be remembered as a boy band freak, but your own.

Lindsay Lohan, with girlfriend Samantha Ronson aren’t afraid to let let loose and become kids all over again together!

Clearly, we see who wears the pants in this girl-girl relationship, and that would be Miss Samantha. She is sporting a Halloween version of sweet Mickey Mouse hat, which leaves Lindsay to be her Minnie Mouse. Can we say too cute yet too freaky at the same time!? More shocking than their loving yet loveless at times relationship is their shrinking toothpick legs. Both Lindsay and Sam share the anorexic gene it seems.

Wake up Lindsay, snap out of it girl! You look more lost than ever and simply dazed and confused but maybe that is because your own father is trying to kill you. Yikes! Another reason why Lindsay turned to a female and not male, wow, her own father turned Lindsay the other way! Not surprising though is Samantha looking bored playing on her random phone. Maybe she is trying to add new contacts in her phone, getting ready to leave the mess behind her already, which that mess is named Lindsay Lohan.

Is that really Miley Cyrus sporting dreads of tangle sweaty hair with an 80’s head band?! She looks like she belongs in a 80’s music video but not as the lead singer but just one of the back up dancers. To be a lead singer she needs to look a whole lot better.

Enough about Miley’s killer looks she has going on, what is that on her finger….and might I add her wedding finger….it is a ring of some kind? Could it be a engagement or promise ring given by Miley’s current new boy toy Justin Gaston, maybe wedding bells are in the near future for these two. As of now Cyrus and her reps have denied she is currently involved with anyone but that Gaston is just her hang out buddy. But we aren’t buying it Miley.

With the look on your face, it says it all: struck by love. Miley looks completely out of it, and either she is in love or she could be just having the flu and about to vomit because her new album isn’t so hot!

The picture says it all for Miss Duff. She seems to be losing her marbles and about to breakdown with all the stress around her in her life of daily shopping.

We must all take a second out of our lives and feel Hilary Duff’s pain of what ever should she use her Lizzy McGuire money on? Please step away form that whatever you call that wrist band you have on Hilary! My goodness, didn’t your parents teach you not to waste your hard earn money on stuff like that. Oh wait, opps, you didn’t have parents teaching you because they wer too busy making money off you. Duhh!

And who are those people staring out you from outside. Maybe the world just can’t get enough of Hilary Duff shopping down the street, sad I know, but true. Maybe those people have the pills you need to get that scary glare off your face, don’t be a sour puss. Remember you are a former Disney star, and we all know how good Disney Childhood stars turn out. *Chuckle*

Jessica Simpson’s pop career has gone by the waste side completely, and now has resorted to a new comeback as new Country Princess, but one small problem…..she is old news!

With talented beauties like Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift holding a crown in the music industry of country, who does Miss Simpson think she is? These ladies are young and fresh while Jessica is back from year 2000 and has gone down hill fast then. With a failed marriage, a dumb blond persona, and a voice that sounds like a dog slowly dying during live events…all these add up to a failed career.

Go home girl already! Like seriously, no one is waiting at the bit to hear your new invented album where there is no heart in it or talent either. The public Jessica doesn’t need to here a desperate album but just needs to go stop being something you aren’t. Stick to being you, a true dummy with a voice that has lost it’s talent.

Ashlee Simpson is expecting a new way of living soon. Baby on the way and a career that is coming more seemingly far away from Miss Simpson.

Ashlee says she is taking time off while getting ready for a baby but that has some wondering if long before she got pregnant was her singing career already falling by the waste side. It seems the people around her on a daily basis can’t seem to stand her as her mood swings are out of control. This might explain why the gross black nail polish on her very fair white hands. Not to mention already stains appearing on her clothing, and geez girl the baby is not even here yet! And what is going on with wearing those shades when at night. Perhaps Ashlee Simpson has something to hide, maybe been partying too much and going out, while being pregnant and watching her dead career grow more stail.

Of course, the woman behind Ashlee is wondering the same thing Ashlee is wondering to herself: “Why am I here with this person and why is Ashlee Simpson famous again”? Ashlee lets all just hope for your sake when your new baby is born it will be the reason why your career is gone and at an ultimate stailmate. It is ok to blame it on your baby, the truth that your voice was never much talented is no secret to us anymore, and not to you either my dear.