A man accused of stalking the actress was busted in Scottsdale, Ariz., early this morning, after making an aggressive play for Lohan’s attention as she and gal-pal Samantha Ronson left a local nightclub. The dynamic duo were on their way out of Scottsdale’s Jackrabbit Lounge, where Ronson had been on official spinning duty, at roughly 1:30 a.m., when 38-year-old Daniel Combs lunged for the actress. Combs was arrested for disorderly conduct and released from police custody at 6 a.m. The nightclub owner Dan Wierck,where this incident took place, said, “The gentleman became very excited when he realized he was so close to Samantha, and he has a history of being a stalker with Lindsay Lohan, so he immediately attacked her and started yelling ‘I love her, I love her.” Police said they contacted Lohan and Ronson at their local hotel after the incident, where both women denied knowing the man. It’s unclear whether any charges will result from the incident.

Can we finally say Justin timberlake offically has a mood disorder called sour puss unthankful celebrity. Here he is with who he called the love of his life, Miss Jessica Biel, in one of the most beautiful romantic cities in the world….Rome.

But all Timberlake can do is walk around the beautiful streets with a serious scary looking face while his lovely cheerful slap happy girlfriend Biel laughing out loud beside him. Maybe Jessica is really laughing at her own boyfriend, in hopes he will come around, but think again Jess. Mr. Timberlake is way too busy thinking about himself and how many ways are left to reinvent his career.

But Jessica we still have all eyes on you and can’t help but to notice that ugly skirt or pants, can’t even tell what it is, but just that it makes the city of Rome less beautiful by you wearing it. A big tisk, tisk. But don’t worry, if anyone makes fun of her wardrobe, Justin look like he is about to get ready to whip out his pistol and pistol whip someone if you just look at him the wrong way.

Justin, it is not anyone’s fault that you will forever be remembered as a boy band freak, but your own.

Lindsay Lohan, with girlfriend Samantha Ronson aren’t afraid to let let loose and become kids all over again together!

Clearly, we see who wears the pants in this girl-girl relationship, and that would be Miss Samantha. She is sporting a Halloween version of sweet Mickey Mouse hat, which leaves Lindsay to be her Minnie Mouse. Can we say too cute yet too freaky at the same time!? More shocking than their loving yet loveless at times relationship is their shrinking toothpick legs. Both Lindsay and Sam share the anorexic gene it seems.

Wake up Lindsay, snap out of it girl! You look more lost than ever and simply dazed and confused but maybe that is because your own father is trying to kill you. Yikes! Another reason why Lindsay turned to a female and not male, wow, her own father turned Lindsay the other way! Not surprising though is Samantha looking bored playing on her random phone. Maybe she is trying to add new contacts in her phone, getting ready to leave the mess behind her already, which that mess is named Lindsay Lohan.

The picture says it all for Miss Duff. She seems to be losing her marbles and about to breakdown with all the stress around her in her life of daily shopping.

We must all take a second out of our lives and feel Hilary Duff’s pain of what ever should she use her Lizzy McGuire money on? Please step away form that whatever you call that wrist band you have on Hilary! My goodness, didn’t your parents teach you not to waste your hard earn money on stuff like that. Oh wait, opps, you didn’t have parents teaching you because they wer too busy making money off you. Duhh!

And who are those people staring out you from outside. Maybe the world just can’t get enough of Hilary Duff shopping down the street, sad I know, but true. Maybe those people have the pills you need to get that scary glare off your face, don’t be a sour puss. Remember you are a former Disney star, and we all know how good Disney Childhood stars turn out. *Chuckle*

You would think Jessica Alba would be happy than ever with a budding career ahead, a new born baby, and a man in her life, but apparently she rather looks like she is one way of checking into a mental ward for depression of somekind.

Maybe she does have some real and valid reasons of being depressed. I mean just because she has milions and millions of daughters to hire nannies, and buy anything her baby Honor would ever need, well doesn’t make Miss Alba a happy camper. She has always been consider the great hottie in Hollywod but with her um..how should I put this…rather sagging merchandise….she may not be feeling so hot anymore.

Sorry Jess, but it is hard to feel your pains when you got a life like yours. Of course I think we can all feel you sadness when you stop and think about how on earth anyone could name their child Honor. This alone could be enough reason why Alba is feeling the mommy blues. It will be ok Honor Alba, just know your mommy Jessica Alba has a lot of fans to stick up for you when the school kids make fun of you on the playground. Well, lets hope Jessica stays a hottie because that is pretty much the only reason why your mommy has fans, sad, yes I know baby Honor.

What seems to be the problem with Mr. Justin Timberlake these days? Not even his girlfriend Jessica Biel could cheer up the poor lad.

Justin is maybe wondering where his former love Cameron Diaz has gone too. Maybe Justin is getting a bit tired and scared of waking up to his buffer arm girlfriend Biel and reminds him his own girlfriend has better buffer arms than him…kinda freaky, I know. Justin is yearning his girly girl Miss Cameron Diaz by his side. Jessica is thinking her boyfriend is quite an emotional basket case who spends more on his hair than he does on her.

Apparently it is very clear who wears the pants in this awkward relationship duo..no other than Biel. She is ranking in the big cheddar with the car keys in her hand, nice car we night add. Hope somone doesn’t start to get a bit jealous over her in charge ways and pay checks lately. You might have to start wearing long sleeve shirts to cover your guns of arms missy, for Justin’s sake.

Hand in hand, side by side, step forward together…love is in the air..can’t you feel it? Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have broughton love back in the Hollywood town. A once Disney and A-list actress is now turning into a rather confused young woman who looks like she is so close of grabbing a bottle of tequila and chugging it all. Who can blame her when she realizes she is holding hands with a woman who is too cool to ever take off the black shades. Earth to Mr. Ronson, go to Foot Locker and buy yourself some real manly shoes..no girly sneakers allowed.

The sun isn’t even out, but to Samantha Ronson that doesn’t matter because she is simply just too cool to show her pupils to the outside world.  Lindsay’s long locks of tangle washed out hair, with the nastiest dead ends is very becoming of her future career. So sad to see she has to take roles that represent her own real life. Trailer park trash look is so in for Lindsay, it suits her very nicely.

Just worried she will start to bring Samantha down to her level..this is not a good sign..get out now Samantha while you still can..you can always find your dream man..oops…I meant your dream woman..or heck who knows..her dream he/she man. One thing is clear, Lindsay Lohan has never looked more confused in her life..except for the time she found out people really could stand her singing voice..and actually bought her music album..I know Lindsay, it confuses us just as much.

Lookout Jessica Biel but Justin Timberlake, your significant other just shot you a crazed looney man face. Boy that is one ugly scare face Justin is pulling off. Maybe that is how he looks whenever he starts missing his old NSYNC days sweetheart, Britney Spears.

The very thought of him thinking about her is just to destrucitve and crazy to handle, he literally turns into a crazy man just the near thought of Britney, at anytime. Jessica is scarred straight by her boyfriend Justin’s face. Boy when he gets crazy, he is no longer a cutie, but looks like he is two steps away from becoming the next Micheal Jackson.

Jessica knows what a weirdo Justin really is. Only a true weirdo would ever date Miss Spears, and continue to miss her to this day. Jessica is probably thinking, what am I doing with this weirdo, who tried to act “ghetto” but he really sounds like a little girl when he sings…isn’t that weird alone. The rest of the world has always known Justin Timberlake is a bit weird but now he is starting to show his true colors. Run Jessica, run now before it is too late for you.

Don’t turn into a Britney Spears number two! Maybe if you give Timbaland a call, he will set Justin straight about forgetting Britney and trying to pretend to everyone that Justin was normal always….yeah…maybe it was the blonde highlighted girly curls back then, that was the red flag of more oddness to come from Mr. Timberlake?

Jessica would try to get away from Justin’s loose marbles, but with his sweaty tight firm grip hands, how can she go?

Jessica, oh Jessica, if anything hasn’t one taught you to not emphasize on your weaknesses? Guess not, because wearing a t-shirt saying: Real girls eat meat, does not help her image one bit. If anything she is just once again trying to show the world she is in fact a “real” girl, but that is simply not the case because real girls have brains. Jessica Simpson is far from having a functional working brain.

Just take one look at her….her face is like a blank slate full of confusion and dumbfounded. Poor tony! Tony is the one we should be all feeling sorry for. He must know he is involved with a blond robot whose voice just can’t and should not be going country…for everyone’s sake of their ears, please don’t take us there Jessica.

Also, he is with a robot full of no brains and we can clearly see Tony’s walk of shame beside his robot girlfriend. Keep walking on the side Tony, because he has a long future of walking in the line of shame.

Miss Tisdale walks along side bye side with her boyfriend, but wait not so sure side by side? There seems to be a bit of rift of tension flowing between these two lovebirds. Maybe it because he knows he has a serious case of bad morning breath.

Or maybe it is because he is embarrassed by Ashley’s choice of clothing. Wearing bed sheets as a dress does not count for clothing or a dress for that matter. C’mon Ashley, have you really spend all your High School Musical allowance they gave you, and the movie hasn’t even come out yet! Ashley’s face looks like she has just woken up to a partying still going on inside her head. Someone is partying a little to hard the night before and it definitely is showing big time. Her washed up blahh face looks more plain than Vanessa Hudgen’s singing career.

Here is some advice: go back inside and wait to come out again until you are recognizable to the general public and you don’t have sheets wrapped around you like a crazy person.