Kim Kardashian is known for her outrageous styles from her choice of making certain videos to clothes baring her certain money makin asset *ahem*…..but this one really has got me scared.

THOSE BANGS!? What in the world was she thinking? Seriously, was trying to age her self 15 years or something? Maybe perhaps, Kim is going after a more wholesome image with her bangs, but instead is just simply makes her look creepy and not the Kim we have all known to love and judge, hehe.

And that poor girl behind her, I mean the poor thing eyes are shut and we can only imagine what she is thinking. She is thinking to herself, ” What have I done to deserve this punishment of being here with Kim Kardashian, please, oh please get me out of here.”

I also don’t know what is more faker, her smile or that skateboard she is proudly carrying in front of everyone…both are sooo fake and annoying to even look at. Is it just me or does it seem like Kardashian is putting on a front like she actually is caring at whatever “charity event” she is at.

The Hill’s lively and at times over the top personalities, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, are in big question from the media, the Hill’s audience, and everyone who knows about the duo.

The two Hills stars, went to a Beverly Hills courthouse to get married, but questions remained Wednesday, December 17th, about whether the service actually happened. Pratt also teased doubters without definitively proving the couple’s nuptials, telling Ryan Seacrest on Seacrest’s morning radio show that he and Montag took steps to keep their marriage license confidential.

“The MTV crews captured Heidi and Spencer at the Beverly Hills Courthouse with the deputy commissioner who handles all civil unions,” the MTV statement read.

Court spokesman Alan Parachini said he was told by a staffer that the service was interrupted when Montag became upset and ran from the courtroom. He did not know if she returned to complete the ceremony. The courthouse scene became necessary after Pratt, 25, and Montag, 22, acknowledged that their Nov. 19 marriage ceremony near Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, was just “symbolic”. The couple had appeared on the Nov. 26 cover of Us Weekly with the headline “Heidi & Spencer Elope!” but they didn’t take the correct process to have a legally binding service in Mexico.

Kim Kardashian is known to have her moments with her mother Miss Kris Jenner, but I’m sorry folks, this just looks so wrong. Again, Kim portrays herself as the spoiled princess brat by walking ahead of her mother, and gazed by her cell phone gadget.

The mother and daughter duo were on a shopping spree, and it is pretty obvious who runs this relationship and family. Kris Kardashian carrying the shopping bags, probably full of all Kim’s new purchases, paid for by the invisible lasy behind her…Oops, I mean Kim’s mom.

But speaking of shopping, these two need somekind of clothing fashion advice, seriously! Poor, poor Kim, when will she ever learn? No matter how ahrd she may try to cover the size of her million dollar asset ( a.k.a her booty) she simply cannot hide that massive thing. And Kris, don’t you earn more money that you can afford a better pair of jeans than those, come on now, really. Hate to tell you Mama Kardashian, but the baggy jean look is soo over with.  I don’t blame Kim for wanting to pretend she is not with her mom, with jeans like that.

Heidi and Spencer are back at it again! They continue to make the rest of us sick and want to hurl everytime we see these two together doing something gross….like just eating….yucky!

It is truly unbelieveable how someone could make eating breakfast so gross but Montag sure takes the cake. I am frankly surprise she is a big girl enough to know how to open wide. I mean she always gives total control to her Spencer Pratt, like from her job decisons to who can be her friend to when she can speak with her own family.

Pratt on the other hand is looking dashingly evil and mean as usual. His glare of death rays can be probably felt through his blakberry. Boy, would hate to be on the recieving end of that. Speaking of Spencer, when is he going to get a clue and know he looks like a crazed caveman with that thing he likes to call a beard. Please go out and buy yourself a razor!! Come on, with the money he gets on The Hills for being just his annoying self, I think his busget can afford one.

So where did it exactly start for Tori Spelling when her posh Beverly Hills lifestlye disappaeared into a current state of tashy cheapness. I think I know when…it was when Tori decided to giver herself a bad name out there by sleeping with a married man and having him divorce his wife..to come be with her instead. Lets also not forget Tori was also married at the time to someone too while having her love affair with Dean McDermott.

But that is just some background history to explain this picture. That is probably the two lovebirds new nest egg…lovely isn’t it…..but hope they can keep the electricity on..seems rather dark and shady in there. And poor Dean…no wonder he wears that helmet all the time, so he doesn’t have to hear his wife complain and complain about why he can’t provide a better house for their family.

Tori is just left to wonder and ponder where did her career go and her looks for that matter. I mean she already has had two children, and looks like she is going on number three. She won’t be able to hide her tummy forever.

What is so funny girls? Aren’t you two suppose to be promoting Disney’s High School Musical Three? For goodness sake, they paid for Hudgens and Tisdale’s whole trip to Paris…and for what…for these two to exchnage the giggles between each other.

Vanessa can’t help but to be laughing at Ashley;s new constructed nose…seriously how could anyone not lagh at her chopped off looking nose. Of course Hudgens can’t tell her this, just like Tisdale can’t tell Vanessa that she is lauging at the fact that she has to share a stage with a stupid bimbo who takes nude pictures of herself.

I feel the most sorry for the adoring fans, whose ages are young and impressionable. Let us all hope that these kitties wake up and start to admire something else besides two obnoxious self-absored rich kids, who don’t even know how to promote a movie right….Paris lets hope you kick them out early…or wait better yet, actually can you just keep Ashley and Vanessa there.

Hold up there Miss Kristin Cavallari…..how can you go out to a public event with no shoes on!? Oh wait, maybe she is wearing shoes but we can’t tell since her dress covers the most important asset of her outfit. Also perhaps Kristen could be shrinking shorter, just as her dying career..wait but when did she have a career to begin with?

In her own mind, she is thinking she is way hotter than Lauren Conrad–Miss Lc– ever can be. I mean Lauren will never have a true weird freakish looking bobble head as Cavallari does, but I’m sure LC is glad to not be called a freak of nature.

And seriously, Kristin, how can you sport those plain cheap looking wrists bands on your arm. What is she smiling about, she should definitely not being smiling when she steps out like that, Miss Bobble Head….maybe she will get whisk away into the air, like her tv career so easily did.

Ok, so if it isn’t enough that we must see Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt every Monday on The Hills, but as well in their latest publicity stunt.

Except this time it can’t get much creepier and gross than at a food and soup kitchen with plastered fake smiles across their faces. How could anyone smile that much when they are supposedly busy working and helping the less fortunate. If Heidi becomes any more like a Barbie doll, she will have to get some shock sent through her to bring her back alive and stop being plastic. Spencer is doing a mighty fine job of being Heidi’s Ken but if he shows his scary white teeth anymore to the cameras, I think people might start breaking his pearly whites.

And that guy standing right beside them, well he should just be labeled complete dummy of the year. Who in their right mind would accept Heidi and Spencer in a place for the needy, when those two are needy themselves. Tisk, tisk.

Is that really Miley Cyrus sporting dreads of tangle sweaty hair with an 80’s head band?! She looks like she belongs in a 80’s music video but not as the lead singer but just one of the back up dancers. To be a lead singer she needs to look a whole lot better.

Enough about Miley’s killer looks she has going on, what is that on her finger….and might I add her wedding finger….it is a ring of some kind? Could it be a engagement or promise ring given by Miley’s current new boy toy Justin Gaston, maybe wedding bells are in the near future for these two. As of now Cyrus and her reps have denied she is currently involved with anyone but that Gaston is just her hang out buddy. But we aren’t buying it Miley.

With the look on your face, it says it all: struck by love. Miley looks completely out of it, and either she is in love or she could be just having the flu and about to vomit because her new album isn’t so hot!

Ok, now we all know Miss Heidi and Mr. Spencer all makes us nausea but this really out does all the rest!

Can’t these two loser lovebirds find somewhere else to make their gross scene, like oh lets say somewhere private. I for one, am ready to vomit at the site of Heidi having her mouth wide open for Spencer to make his move and come in for the kiss. Thinking of kissing Spencer Pratt, is like thinking of kissing garbage in a trash can. And looks like Pratt keeps his pepper spray nice and handy just in case some hating 13 year old fans of LC come up to him, he can whip some out on them, old school thug boy style Spence.

You gotta love Heidi’s childish ways of sitting down in a shopping cart. She is pretty darn skinny these days, so she seems to fit perfectly inside. Perhaps she is reliving her childhood memories of being a little girl and being with Spencer reminds her of a controlling father. Spencer practically already controls who she sees, what songs to sing, and what to wear. What next, Spencer tells her to break things off with Lauren Conrad…oh wait, my bad, she already did that one on Spencer’s evil checklist.