Browsing in Just Plain Annoying Celebs

Miss Kim Kardashian has been making headlines for years now with her killer good looks and now is helping out a pal who is about to embark on new territory, called Playboy.

Heidi Pratt is the pal of Kardashian, who is deeply thinking of posing for Playboy later this year. Kim was right there to help give Heidi her advice. “Actually, I was in Mexico and I got a call from Heidi saying, ‘Call me right now,’. So I called her and she had said to me, ‘What do you think? What’s your opinion on if I were to do Playboy?’”explains Kardashian.

Kim’s advice and response was, “Go for it. I think that now is the time. I think it’s a very classy magazine. It’s artsy. “I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind.” Kim also mentioned how Spencer Pratt came into the picture as well. “They felt like it was the right thing for her to do and I’m anxious to see it.”

Singer and actress Jessica Simpson is known for her love of Football and sharing this love with her football boyfriend Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. But how much is just too much football for this couple?

When asked recently what would be Romo’s big dream date with Miss Simpson he answered watching football together.  “A little bite to eat and probably watch a football game!” Tony also admits that his time spent off the football field is then spent watching American football with Jessica at night.

He also insists Jessica is not only a huge football fan at heart but is very is also supportive of his career. “She loves the game. It’s exciting for both of us. I’ve found someone that I get to hang out with and who wants to see our team do well.”

Gather, gather all around to see the grand newest item for sale in The Lauren Conrad collection. Since she just quit MTV’s the Hills, not very long ago at all, Conrad is already at work trying to cash in on her fame while she still can. Honestly, watching this girl make money off of every type of endorsement imaginable gets real old after a while. I am so ready for like a newcomer to come on into the ” New It Girl” scene.

I mean come on now, what else does this girl have left in her to do? We have already seen her face the past 5 years straight living her every breathing moment. We have seen her clothing line, her makeup products, her dvds, and now finally her as a great author….NOT! How does someone get a book deal who has absolutely no experience and who is a college drop out? Now that I tell you is why she is called the true money maker, and her big smile keeps bringing in the millions upon millions.

But with Lauren making all this money I would think she had a better spray tanner available to her. Her legs looks ultra patchy orange brownish..one word: nasty. And that thing that she is wearing, I don’t even think there is a name for that but UGLY. Is that suppose to be a sweater or a dress? And talk about being a bit short but come on Lauren don’t go all Kristin Cavallari.

We can all understand when someone gets new a job they most likely like to go spend their new paycheck, but little of us can understand the mindset of Miss Kristin Cavallari, the newest diva to hit Mtv’s reality show The Hills. This blond seriously is clueless to the world around her. Kristin truly shows she is still living in her Laguna Beach bubble, by buying outrageous stupid items, like this $40 plus candle at one of Beverly Hill’s trendy boutiques.

There she is smiling away, with all of her other ridiculous high price purchases, like a spoiled princess. But she should not be smiling with such a flat butt like hers. I mean seriously, she has to have one of the most boring and plain tooshies in Hollywood, not good for career…since looks is all she has got going for her because it certainly is not her acting abilities. This girl has ZERO acting skills..very sad I know when you think about her $63,000 per episode gig she snagged.

Of course, her appearance wouldn’t be complete without her silly bell bottom pants look she has got going on. She seems like she loss her feet in a Laguna Beach ocean accident..poor poor Kristin. Well look on the bright Kristin at least you got your money on your side, well who knows though for how long when you are spending 40 bucks on a white candle.

Just as the Hilton princess, has started her new reality show on MTV for the hunt of a new bff, she also will be on the hunt once again for a new boyfriend.

Just days after appearing on The View, where Hilton couldn’t stop gushing about how much she loved Doug Reinhardt, she now has officially broken up with the former Hills boy. It also appears that poor Mr.Reinhardt wasn’t the first to get the news that he and Hilton were parting ways.

He received a phone call from Channel E! asking about the breakup, but Doug responded with,”No, that’s not true. Everything is OK between us.”  But indeed later on he learned it was true. The breakup comes just days after Hilton was saying how excited she was for the pair’s plans to celebrate their upcoming six-month anniversary.

Move over Lauren Conrad, there is another TV reality queen taking her spot and with a heafty price tag attached to, and her name is Kristin Cavallari.

With Kristin taking over MTV’s The Hills this upcoming season, comes new changes and new salaries, with her receiving $63,000 per episode. “They needed her. They needed someone new and fresh, who also came with a buzz and a name that was recognizable.  Kristin was the obvious choice,” says an inside source of the hit TV show.

“She wanted money. You don’t have to pay the other girls that kind of money, but for Kristin you had to pay up,” revealed the source.

Lauren Conrad has been friends with many types of people, some who have come and some who have gone, but there is one person who always manages to stay right by her side…no other than Lo Bosworth.

Except I think when these two girls get together all it spells out is major creepiness and awarkdness. I mean those smiles are enough to make anyone squirm and want to get away from the pair. And to think Lo would be invited to an actual charity event, when what is she famous for again..oh wait, by being best friends with Lauren Conrad. Can’t Lauren smell an user when she sees one, but again what does she care because she still gets paid for being there.

Lo must be secretly thinking to herself whenever she is photograph with her hottie bff L.C., she is the brains of the two. That is all what Lo has going for her, it clearly isn’t in the looks department. But Lauren can be glad to know it is her looks that got her so famous..oh wait that sucks for her too. Seems like these two creepsters lose either way when together!

Miss Jessica Simpson should be extra careful when stepping out into the public eye looking like this! Just one single word: DISASTER!

It is rare to see a celebrity without makeup planted all over their face, and usually I would give major props for their natural efforts but in Simpson’s case she should go back to her makeup face. And what is up with her sweaty greasy looking hair?? It looks just plain disgusting, like one big sweat rag on her head. No wonder whoever is hiding from the cameras is too embarrassed to be seen with Jessica, I would be to.

I think Jess needs to spend her earnings better on a decent wardrobe too. Seriously, after all the money you have made off of being the dumb blonde, you can only borrow your boyfriends raggy flannel shirt. Who knows if that is dirty or clean? But I can understand why she would wear it, I mean she has to have a way to cover up that belly of hers. Just a couple more of crunches and laying off the fried food, and you will get to the point where she can at least where a regular t-shirt!

Newlyweds Spencer and Heidi Pratt were in no mood to stay on board with the following new TV reality show, I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here, which is in the middle of shooting.

Heidi and Spencer tried to quit NBC’s new show on the very first day, which is about C-lister stars in distress, which premieres Monday.”They wanted to be  treated like stars. Spencer literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan,” a close source on set reveals.

The two refused to eat the same food as the rest of the cast, and complained about being teamed with low-wattage stars. “I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed,” complained Miss Montag.

Miss Miley’s new boy toy Mr. Justin Gaston is making it very clear to everyone he and teen sunshine Miley Cyrus are not at all living together at this moment in time.

Gaston said in a recent interview, “I live in an apartment in North Hollywood with two guys.”He also  has nightmares about the paparazzi, since being involved with the mega Disney starlet. He was even going to twitter about the scary dreams, but decided against it.

“I thought people might be, like, mean to me, which they often are.I don’t know why. Please don’t be mean to me on Twitter I’m just a guy with a dream,” pleaded Justin in his interview.

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