Where is Ken..a Barbie doll can’t go anywhere without her Ken!? Oh oops, nevermind, that isn’t Barbie but instead it is Miss Carrie Underwood. She is dressed from head to toe ir heavy hairspray, bronzer gone bad, and too much shine gloss on her teeth…all equaling fake, fake, and more fake!

With the kind of money Underwood is earning you would think she could buy a dress to wear that looks more than just a 80’s prom dress. Speaking of her stlye gone haywire, who is her hair stylist because she just took back Carrie in the 1950’s *chuckle* Seriously, if Carrie was too smiel any harder, I think she might make her bony body snap into two, yikes!

Worst of the worst is her yucky toes showing. Girl, cmon you can afford any kind of pedicure you want, don’t be lazy and give the rest of us an eyesore from your toes. Get it together girl, come on.