Watch out Lauren Conrad or Heidi Montag because there is a new blonde on the prowl, and she ain’t afraid to strut her stuff in front of millions.

Stephani Pratt, has longed play the sidekick of The Hills crew, staying on the sideline and in the background somehow but these days she is showing off her new improved look.  Reports say Pratt has been relentlessly working out each day and counting calories to the max.

An inside source says working along side skinny minnies such as Conrad, Montag, and Audrina Patridge really did a body image evaluation on Stpehanie.  The source also says Pratt says she feels the bests he has ever and enjoying the new male attention on The Hills.

Wow, just wow! What and where has the Ashlee Simpson I remember? Adn what is up with these Simpson Sisters? It seems either one is gaining weight and the other is sooo grossly skinny.

Ashlee looks like she needs a vacation, and she needs on pronto! But she is busier than ever working on the new tv Melrose Place, but don’t you think she would care more about her health than money…YEAH Right! I bet she is starving herself to the max to fit into size zero pants for her new role on set.

This is very sad considering she is a mother now. What kind of example is she setting for her own child one day? Her face is liek stone cold and her eyes seem so empty. Maybe she isn’t smiling because it is hard to smile when you havent eaten anythign for two weeks.

But that tatoo is not helping any matters of her looks department…it is nasty looking, with a capital N. No wonder the poor girl behind wants no one to think she is with this walking zombie, we all call Ashlee Simpson.

Everyone knows now Paula Abdul has officially left her famous tv show, American Idol, and mos thad thought it was due because of financial reasons.

Although now Paula reveals it had more to do with feeling disrespected and her decision to leave Idol was fuled by her principle. ”It’s never…I stand on principle where many people stand on money. I’m a hard-working artist. I’ve lasted in this business for 23 years. And you can’t do that unless you are good at what you do. I believe in myself and you have to have your own self-respect,” said Abdul.

“And sometimes decisions are very difficult to make, but I’ve always believed that at the core I’m a survivor. There’s not one thing I’ve done that I’ve really set my mind to that I’ve failed at.”

Okay so where do I even begin with these two eggheads?? Seriously I truly thought I saw all Heidi and Spencer Pratt had to offer but this takes it to a whole entire new level.

For goodness sake Heidi please stop smiling like that because you look like a true crazy woman. Please, please go see a professional hairsylist who might still be able to savage your dead disgusting hair. But as far as Spencer goes, I believe indeed he is a lost cause.

Take that crown off your big gross head, you call your face , because you look like a complete moron. A scary moron indeed who is about to go kill people because he thinks he really is a “king”. Spencer Pratt is a king of nothing…and if can’t stop groping Heidi in publiuc I think me and everyone else needs a barf bag , because that sight is too nauseating to handle.

There is nothing more that Miss Biel likes to do with her hunny bunny Justin Timberlake than to tease him on his habits, which happens to be what he eats.

It seems that Jessica always pokes funs at justin when he evereats any kinf of dessert or cheese. “Jessica will always pick healthy starters on the menu and if Justin orders a dessert or cheese, she teases him. She’s only joking but I’m sure it can get annoying if it’s happening all the time,” reveals an inside source.

“Justin clearly loves Jessica but noone likes to be told what to eat and how to exercise all the time. It would be great if she relaxed a bit and maybe spent a bit more time chilling out with Justin,” said another close insider of the couple.

It has been learn the beautiful actress Megan Fox has all through out her life been obsessed with the infamous icon Marilyn Monroe, and very recently has come to the conclusion she suffers from the same personality disorder as well.

“I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality – or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia – I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is, ” reavealed Fox.

Megan may be right on the ball park  with this because she has also recently compared her former director Michael Bay, of Transformers, to no other than Hitler.

“I really wish I could go loose on this one. He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is.”

It has been reported recently The Hills star Heidi Montag has been issued a fever, a fever for babies that is.

Heidi can no longer hide her intense desire to make little Montags and Pratts with her husband, Spencer Pratt. “I think I’m ready.I think I was born ready. I’m very maternal. I’m very loving. I would be the best mom ever. He feels not quite the same, but maybe he just doesn’t know he wants kids yet. I think he never wants kids, but maybe I’ll have a surprise for him, ” exclaimed Heidi.

What did Mr. Pratt have to say to all this? “What happens if she does? I told her there’s a divorce or adoption. If she’s not down with the adoption, I think it’s divorce,” said Spencer. He continued to say he’s just not ready for a little speidi.

“I’m a baby. I’m not prepared. And I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn,” he conitnued on, 26 himself. Guess only time will tell what will happen in Speidi world.

Okay so where exactly has Miss Hilary Duff have gone off too? It just seemed the other day Hilary was rocking a killer body and a budding career. Now I am so not sure about that at all.

First, her body seems like it is going udner some form of transformation into a hottie to a chubby wubby. I am just keeping it real because I would be lying to say Miss duff wasn’t packing on the pounds all over.  Even her Gossip Girls’s co-start cant deny and notice the drastic change in Hilary’s hottness appeal.

Of course Hilary looks like she is about to have to kiss an onion or something really stinky…oh wait..oops…that is just her Gossip Girl co-star, yikes! But he isn’t happy either with his leading lady, due to her saggy bottom and flappy arms…probably doe snot want to hold onto any of that. Seriously Gossip Girls, I thought you were all about hotness and sexiness!?

Actors Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon aren’t great actors for nothing. In fact these two love birds love to act when others have their eye on them.

I have never seen something more fake than the way these two look and appear with one another. just look at poor Jake’s painful bored expression plastered all over his weepish face. Next to him is his other co-satr in this acting game, Reese…who is not winning any Oscars for her smile here. Geeez, what do these two have to be so down about?

Seriously all the millions they make combine, you would think they would be skipping down together filled with joy. Reese can’t help but to somehow come off ice cold, that if she got any more colder Jake’s hand would fall off. And lets not forget to point out what is up with Jake’s choice of pants…soo grungy and gross lookin…hate to tell you Jakey, but that style is soo 2007 lol!

Reese has no room to talk either with her ghostly pastly skin tone that makes a ghost look like he has just been tanning in Hawaii…ouch!