You would think Jessica Alba would be happy than ever with a budding career ahead, a new born baby, and a man in her life, but apparently she rather looks like she is one way of checking into a mental ward for depression of somekind.

Maybe she does have some real and valid reasons of being depressed. I mean just because she has milions and millions of daughters to hire nannies, and buy anything her baby Honor would ever need, well doesn’t make Miss Alba a happy camper. She has always been consider the great hottie in Hollywod but with her um..how should I put this…rather sagging merchandise….she may not be feeling so hot anymore.

Sorry Jess, but it is hard to feel your pains when you got a life like yours. Of course I think we can all feel you sadness when you stop and think about how on earth anyone could name their child Honor. This alone could be enough reason why Alba is feeling the mommy blues. It will be ok Honor Alba, just know your mommy Jessica Alba has a lot of fans to stick up for you when the school kids make fun of you on the playground. Well, lets hope Jessica stays a hottie because that is pretty much the only reason why your mommy has fans, sad, yes I know baby Honor.

Ashlee Simpson is expecting a new way of living soon. Baby on the way and a career that is coming more seemingly far away from Miss Simpson.

Ashlee says she is taking time off while getting ready for a baby but that has some wondering if long before she got pregnant was her singing career already falling by the waste side. It seems the people around her on a daily basis can’t seem to stand her as her mood swings are out of control. This might explain why the gross black nail polish on her very fair white hands. Not to mention already stains appearing on her clothing, and geez girl the baby is not even here yet! And what is going on with wearing those shades when at night. Perhaps Ashlee Simpson has something to hide, maybe been partying too much and going out, while being pregnant and watching her dead career grow more stail.

Of course, the woman behind Ashlee is wondering the same thing Ashlee is wondering to herself: “Why am I here with this person and why is Ashlee Simpson famous again”? Ashlee lets all just hope for your sake when your new baby is born it will be the reason why your career is gone and at an ultimate stailmate. It is ok to blame it on your baby, the truth that your voice was never much talented is no secret to us anymore, and not to you either my dear.

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Is that some kind of a price tag still left on Miss Carrie Underwood’s jeans? Isn’t she well off enough, also meaning rich enough, to afford clothes without price tags left on them?

Maybe she is trying to start her own new trend of fashion. If so, she should be careful of who else is wearing her matching price tag…like that man behind her. Maybe that is Carrie Underwood’s new boyfriend of the month? Move over Tony, and hello strange man in the background…very cute Carrie.

But seriously Miss Underwood loosen up on that stare you got going on, You are showing you are the queen of mean with that deadly mean stare. I don’t blame the other guy behind Carrie, who is asking himself ” and again why is this girl famous? American Idol wasn’t that great ya’all”. Yes exactly, Carrie in the beginning everyone knew why you became famous but lately Underwood seems more into her looks and image of thinness and mean to go along with her new self image, than her vocal abilities and career. Time will only tell where Carrie is headed towards but if she keeps up with that stare, she surely will lose all those around her and more. Also she could poke a eyeball or two out if Carrie isn’t careful.

So since season four of the Hills has launched on August 18th, there has been no beef settled between Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge. In fact, the only thing that looks settled is the dirty looks given to one another.

Audrina has seem to really blossom quite lovely over the past four years of sharing the spotlight with fellow Hills hottie Lauren Conrad. But maybe it is now Audrina to shine all by herself this season of The Hills. Miss Patridge is the complete oppisite looking than Conrad. She has her own distinctive stlye of 70′s chick with bouncy wavy brown hair, almost could turn into a new trend of bringing back the “afro”.

Audrina is so cool, she is too cool to wear any shoes on the beach, but instead she can just go barefoot because everyone loves looking at even her toes now. With everyone telling her on the set and fans how hot she has become, she surely must think she is way prettier than Lauren Conrad and Lauren is well aware of Audrina’s new ways of being stuck up. Although the blue puffy dress Audrina is wearing here, does resemble a dress L.C. would have made and deigned.

Could it be Audrina steals Lauren’s dress but doesn’t give her any credit. Sources on the set say this has been claimed by Miss Lc and her friends…..one friend in particular..Lo Bosworth. Lo and Audrina’s feud is a whole other topic, and too long to write here folks.

Miss Britney Spears does it again and does it just right!

Well kinda…we aren’t sure when Britney smiled tonight at the VMA awards in Hollywood, if her smile was normal or sheer craziness. It was not too long ago Miss Spears was staying at rehab facilities and psych wards. Tonight though at Mtv’s Vma, she almost was the old Britney we love and remember from ” Hit Me Baby One More Time” days. Please hit us one more time Britney wiht future appearances by you like tonight.

Of course the night wouldn’t be complete without any unnormal characteristics Spears could not help to hide. Her rather dak tan seemed completely fake with her scary at times looking smile she gave to everyone as she accepted her first ever moonman award! I bet surely the moonman is screaming outloud: S.O.S someone, don’t let me go home with her….haven’t you heard Britney Spears is crazy. I bet Britney hersef was thinking in her head, wow am I actaully acting normal, and not shaving my head or breaking windows with an umbrella…guess not. Yes, Britney ou arenot dreaming of tonight, you for once were just plain simply one word: normal. And now that is what is so darn frightening!

Miss Sarah Palin is now well known around the globe as the Republican Vice President candidate but also for another reason: her fashion sense and style.

Sarah Palin has already generated a big buzz of her unique look that so many of us are wondering is it a good or bad look she has going on? You can be the judge of that yourself. Her glasses seem to have started a new trend and already other women are ordering the same pair as Sarah’s. Kinda crazy isn’t it? Although I am not sure why the glasses are such a hit, doesn’t anyone want her bee-hive hair style she is sporting? She really needs to consult with a professional hair stylist to see if they can take her out of the 1950′s Stepford wives era. Of course she has her liptsick on, what kind of Vice President would she be without that important factor.

But more than her unusual hair do’, it is Miss Palin’s business suit that is becoming painful to the viewers eyes. Please Sarah, keep in mind you are a public figure and we do have to look at you, so while your at it getting a hair stylist you should also consult a wardrobe stylist, at least for your children’s sake who must attend school. The color of those stripes scream burn me, burn me! Hopefully next week she will wise up on her fashion senses and actually start talking about her views and not just her important shade of lipstick in speeches.

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Lc from The Hills, really does live in the hills. It is the Hills of hiding and seclusion. Or at least she trys to do so and waits to make her great escape!

This day Lauren Conrad made her escape with her always other half and twin now, Miss Lo Bosworth. Poor poor Lauren, she continues to wear and be seen in her ridicously overprice clothing line of hers. Maybe Spencer should come in and add his advice and probably could do a betr design himself, yep it is that bad her clothing line. Either it is the dress or Lc, that it is looking she has somekind of a bump of pudginess going on her tumy.

Still Miss Lc looks beautiful even when she is sporting her morning look on her face. If she only smiled, her big white teeth it would be a lot better morning for all of us.

Poor Poor Kourtney Kardashian, just when she thinks the paparazi are for her, they are just in fact there to annoye her older sister, Kim Kardashian.

We all see you Miss Kimmy..you cannot run nor hide from us. And what are those some hidden parking tickets stashed away. Your Kardashian sisters cannot escape the law forever, but Kourtney Kadashia will forever always be a little shorty, but so darn cute but a complete ditz for life.

While Kim is just a complete bombshell of ahem, how should I say..round assets….and in need of some modesty at that. Of course every little shorty needs her big rims to get her by in life. Luckly mommy and dady Kardashian can shell out the cash for their little darlings, or should we say not so darling but skanky to put it frank. I mean how many more videos ad photos do we all need to see of the Kardashians naked?