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Chica Inc. will now be featuring the latest up to date news on all your favorite celebs! We will still have our fun picture critiques but now also a bonus of quick flash news of the biggest star headlines as well! Enjoy~

Is that really Miley Cyrus sporting dreads of tangle sweaty hair with an 80’s head band?! She looks like she belongs in a 80’s music video but not as the lead singer but just one of the back up dancers. To be a lead singer she needs to look a whole lot better.

Enough about Miley’s killer looks she has going on, what is that on her finger….and might I add her wedding finger….it is a ring of some kind? Could it be a engagement or promise ring given by Miley’s current new boy toy Justin Gaston, maybe wedding bells are in the near future for these two. As of now Cyrus and her reps have denied she is currently involved with anyone but that Gaston is just her hang out buddy. But we aren’t buying it Miley.

With the look on your face, it says it all: struck by love. Miley looks completely out of it, and either she is in love or she could be just having the flu and about to vomit because her new album isn’t so hot!

The picture says it all for Miss Duff. She seems to be losing her marbles and about to breakdown with all the stress around her in her life of daily shopping.

We must all take a second out of our lives and feel Hilary Duff’s pain of what ever should she use her Lizzy McGuire money on? Please step away form that whatever you call that wrist band you have on Hilary! My goodness, didn’t your parents teach you not to waste your hard earn money on stuff like that. Oh wait, opps, you didn’t have parents teaching you because they wer too busy making money off you. Duhh!

And who are those people staring out you from outside. Maybe the world just can’t get enough of Hilary Duff shopping down the street, sad I know, but true. Maybe those people have the pills you need to get that scary glare off your face, don’t be a sour puss. Remember you are a former Disney star, and we all know how good Disney Childhood stars turn out. *Chuckle*

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Jessica Simpson’s pop career has gone by the waste side completely, and now has resorted to a new comeback as new Country Princess, but one small problem…..she is old news!

With talented beauties like Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift holding a crown in the music industry of country, who does Miss Simpson think she is? These ladies are young and fresh while Jessica is back from year 2000 and has gone down hill fast then. With a failed marriage, a dumb blond persona, and a voice that sounds like a dog slowly dying during live events…all these add up to a failed career.

Go home girl already! Like seriously, no one is waiting at the bit to hear your new invented album where there is no heart in it or talent either. The public Jessica doesn’t need to here a desperate album but just needs to go stop being something you aren’t. Stick to being you, a true dummy with a voice that has lost it’s talent.

Ok, now we all know Miss Heidi and Mr. Spencer all makes us nausea but this really out does all the rest!

Can’t these two loser lovebirds find somewhere else to make their gross scene, like oh lets say somewhere private. I for one, am ready to vomit at the site of Heidi having her mouth wide open for Spencer to make his move and come in for the kiss. Thinking of kissing Spencer Pratt, is like thinking of kissing garbage in a trash can. And looks like Pratt keeps his pepper spray nice and handy just in case some hating 13 year old fans of LC come up to him, he can whip some out on them, old school thug boy style Spence.

You gotta love Heidi’s childish ways of sitting down in a shopping cart. She is pretty darn skinny these days, so she seems to fit perfectly inside. Perhaps she is reliving her childhood memories of being a little girl and being with Spencer reminds her of a controlling father. Spencer practically already controls who she sees, what songs to sing, and what to wear. What next, Spencer tells her to break things off with Lauren Conrad…oh wait, my bad, she already did that one on Spencer’s evil checklist.

Look out all, Miss Tyra Banks is back in action doing her thing best, sending her deadly rays of glare to all those who question her talent…..yikes!

Everyone knows the jokes told about Tyra Banks about her weight to her tv talk show gig. Granted the former Victoria Secrets model has made quite a name for herself over the years, she has also made some people just darn right scare of the former supermodel. Staff on her talk show, Tyra Banks Show, have been noticing all the doughnuts and food for everyone on the set, missing and found in Tyra’s dressing room.

Looks like someone isn’t caring much about her fellow workers or her own weight. She needs to stop wearing wigs that make her look like a drag queen, but in her mind she is looking the new 20 year old, sorry Banks it isn’t happening.

Tyra has a huge chop on her shoulder and putting her hands on her hips is her way to make sure everyone around her knows she is the boss and anyone who dares to question her, will get her killer stare of death..watch out Oprah you maybe be Miss Banks next victim.

So it is back on, bigger and better than before, Miss Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge Feud.

Just when fans of The Hills, season 4, thought the two ladies had settled their beef, think again. Audrina has been complaining bitterly to people around her how she misses her Heidi Montag. Yes, you heard correctly….Heidi Montag, go figure. Apparently the word traveled back to Miss Lc and lets just say Conrad was not too please and happy to hear this. Also fights between the two hotties have happen due to salary differences. Lc really likes to rub it in to Audrina just how much she really is worth and is worth more than Audrina.

Maybe this is the reason why Audrina’s eyes were halk open at last week’s Mtv Vma’s. And someone serisouly needs to tell Lauren to lay off the bronzer for events because she looks like a big orange baking away. Audrina has been the one to be known as the fake beauty but if Lc keeps up her fake tan she might be headed down the road for who knows….plastic surgery like someone else has already done..ahem *cough*..can we say Miss Patridge.

Ok Missy Kim, what is your deal girl??

Kim Kardashian is one of the few natural beauties Hollywood as seen in a long time. For one, she is not a blond and stick thin, we love you Kim for that! But lately Kardashian seems to be falling into the trap of perfection and fakeness! Are those lips of hers extra puffy than unsual and looks like if you touch them they would pop like a balloon. Yes, Kim Kardashian’s lips look like two hot air balloons. Not mention she seems to be losing her infamous asset…all her junk in the trunk. Getting too skinny for us there Miss Kim.

Maybe she is trying to be the next Paris Hilton, but truly Kim Kardashian should just stick to what her mama gave her, and stop posing like Paris too! This picture is like a Paris wannabe but guess what Kim, you are not Paris Hilton. And you should be glad about that and move on to being, well just you.

Ok, so as you all know Spencer Pratt acts and looks like one creepy guy that Miss Heidi Montag seems to just adore.

I thought it would be fun if we all could take a second and diagram Mr. Pratt’s face and see if his looks just spew out creepiness. And guess what? It does! Of course this is just the start of picking apart Spencer Pratt;s one freaky creepy face. You can join in the fun too! Email me at chicainc@gmail.com
Tell me what else you think makes Spencer’s face just plain well, evil can we say!

I will then use the same pic as I did here but add on everyone’s comments to our official Spencer Pratt diagram! Let just see what you all think of Spencer Pratt. I am pretty confident the new pic will be so filled with markings he will be unrecognizable! But who cares about that, I mean he is Spencer Pratt remember folks.