One Word: Ewwwwww!

Why must Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt continue to gross everyone out with their loving ways to each other. No one wants to see these two kissing anyone, let alone kissing each other. Spencer must be thinking in his head, boy, kissing Heidi feels like just kissing my sister.

Well duhh that makes perfect since since Heidi looks like a clone of your wacko sister Stephanie. Now that is plain creepy. On the other hand, Heidi must be thinking to herself, when will this man ever learn how to shave? Spencer’s lips are probaly as cold as his givingness to his so called claim charities that he and Heidi give their “lives” to…..rigggghhht.

This is why Spencer has a Louie Vuitton belt around his puddgy waist because he gives just sooo much to charity? Instead why doesn’t Spencer not brag so much of what he doesn’t do and talks about what he does, like always making sure there is a chance to slam Lauren Conrad and Mary-Kate Olsen, and to make out with sisterly girlfriend Miss Heidi. Again…..ewwww.

The two beauties of Mtv The Hills, are back for another season of the Hills, season 4 to be exact. Already we can expect to see cat fights and snappy comments from these two ladies: Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge.

Of course it wasn’t always this way between the two self-conceded girls. During the “happier” days Lauren was busy making sure Audrina was never to be friends again with Heidi Montag and at the same time making sure Audrina never looked prettier than her. Lauren always saw Miss Audrina has competition even through all her fake smiles and hugs with Audrina.

Audrina was the pretty one but the dumb one, too dumb to smell how fake and sneaky Lauren really is. Come on Audrina, you know you could have totally your own tv show, and even a better on than L.C., but your too slow to figure that out. Maybe after awhile living at the nut house with the creepy twins ( L.C. and Lo) you will wake up and smell the roses of The Hills.

L.C. is a wannabe model who was never thin, tall, or pretty enough to become one, so she ended up designing her ugly clothes for models. While Audrina, is the model picture perfect beauty, but shhh don’t tell Lauren that, or she might pull a Heidi on you!

Jessica, oh Jessica, if anything hasn’t one taught you to not emphasize on your weaknesses? Guess not, because wearing a t-shirt saying: Real girls eat meat, does not help her image one bit. If anything she is just once again trying to show the world she is in fact a “real” girl, but that is simply not the case because real girls have brains. Jessica Simpson is far from having a functional working brain.

Just take one look at her….her face is like a blank slate full of confusion and dumbfounded. Poor tony! Tony is the one we should be all feeling sorry for. He must know he is involved with a blond robot whose voice just can’t and should not be going country…for everyone’s sake of their ears, please don’t take us there Jessica.

Also, he is with a robot full of no brains and we can clearly see Tony’s walk of shame beside his robot girlfriend. Keep walking on the side Tony, because he has a long future of walking in the line of shame.