Blake Lively works on a tv show full of great fashion sense but somewhere along the way she missed that boat on this day outside of work. She walks down the street but her jeans are so tight it is a miracle she is able to put one foot in front of the other in those thigh huggers. Not quite sure what look she is going here for but I bet she is getting tired from her walk and ready to jump on her horse.

When and where has Blake’s horse gone? Except she has forgotten she in not in Kansas but in n NYC where taxis are the main source of transportation and horses are so not Blake, get it together girly. And what is that hanging around her neck? Maybe it is a special scarf to get her horse to come get her. Blake Lively has truly gone yeehaw and you would think with all the money from Gossip Girl she could afford a better wardrobe, tisk tisk.

Lc is suppose to be a designer with great sense of fashion. In fact she even currently runs her very own fashion line but the sad part is the poor fashion diva cannot follow a big fashion no no. You don’t wear a color bra with a white see through t-shirt. Especially you don’t wear a black bra with it, except LC, because she is famous and from the Hills, so she thinks she can change the rules. The fashion rules simply do not apply to Lauren, I mean she is from Laguna Beach, duhh.

Now those yellow daisies are quite lovely. The big question is who gave those to Miss Lc? Maybe it is from Spencer, trying to make a peace offering….NOT! Maybe it is from Spencer’s ex, Brody, trying to get back with her, wow doesn;t Lauren Conrad attract all the winners in LA. I know, the flowers are sent by Spencer and Brody, with a note attached from Heidi, making it the ultimate gross flowers ever.

The red pants are looking quite nice on her but can we say little shorty. It practically looks like she is walking barefoot through a random parking lot. Come on Lc, can’t you afford to have your pant hemmed, I mean you do drive a Mercedes for pete sake.

It is in the usual day for Heidi and Spencer. Spencer is looking his part at being his usual creep self in front of the cameras and off too. Heidi almost seems rather annoyed with her picture being taken. She gives her oh puhhhplease glare but ironically she needs all the attention she can get. She should know if it wasn’t for Spencer or her trying to always get their picture out there, they would have absolutely no life, so sad I know.

To think what these two may be doing if they didn’t have losers taking their losery pictures, wait is losery even a word, oh well, it fits Speidi so well.

And gotta love Spencer’s gangsta wannabe jeans he is wearing. yeah maybe he is trying to look more tough in case he is still running away from his troll Mary-Kate. Don’t worry though Heidi will protect you Spencer, with her new behind extra assets she is sporting. She will knock that Mary Kate with her ahem, extra assets and sit on Mary Kate until she apologizes for calling Spencer creepy and angry. Except with a face like that, Spencer can;t hide he is one scary creepy dude, he oozes out creepiness from his fake bleached hair.

Tila Tequila makes her grand entrance on the stage of Mtv’sTRL. It seemed the audience was clapping greatly but may I ask exactly for what and why. Were they clapping for Tila’s classic style of wardrobe or was it for her great acting performance on her so called “reality” tv show. Beats me but what is more interesting is Damien’s facial expression. He must be thinking to himself, wow is this what my job has come to, interviewing soft core porn stars who can’t sing or act to save a life.

Wow TRL officially has hit another big low. What is even more amusing is Tila’s face which could not get any tighter or stiffer. In fact, it is just downright frightening to look at. Maybe she has Miss Tila has been vising Mr. Plastic Surgeon this past year. The best has to be the audience in the background clapping for her but not exactly sure why they are clapping.

They must be thinking to themselves, am I seriously clapping for a girl who got her fame on trashy Myspace followed by a bi-sexual true love finder show. Wow, what am I doing here again, thinks the girl in the audience.

Calling Denise Richards, where have you gone to? Wait, there she is everyone! That is really her with her shaggy dead ends hair, that is in need of some desperate coloring too. I think Denise is going for the whole desperate housewife look, except she is forgetting one key ingredient to it, being married and having a husband. So instead she is going for the trailer trashy look, it is working for her.

Of course nothing is beating her her sagging attributes that is easily seen, ahem. I think this year’s award for most sagging in the shortest amount of time on a human body is…drum roll…Denise Richards!! Congrats Denise, and with this you are also getting runner up with the most thick ankles ever seen on an non-pregnant woman. It is hard to believe after being married to Charlie Sheen not only her career has gone down by the waste side but now her once former good looks too. Maybe her new “reality” tv show will get her exactly what she wants, enough money for plastic surgery, we are rooting for your plastic surgery dreams to come true Denise.

Wipe that sour puss expression off your face Ashley Tisadale! What do you have to be so sour about. You are what like eighteen with a bank account full of more money than any teenager needs. You are spending you day shopping away at Mr. Louis Vuitton and all you can do is have a sad face. Maybe you are complaining about how heavy your shopping bag is. You might want to ask one of the employees to assist you to your long hard walk to your Mercedes in the parking lot as well.

But excuse me Tisdale, but don’t you know that you still must pay for items in a store, even if you have been in a blockbuster movie. Yes, sad to say but true. You must still buy things with real money, like those lovely pair of sunglasses in your hand. You are not Angelina Jolie yet. You still have ways to go before you make even more money and use your fame to not have to purchase things. Kinda ironic, I know Ashley, but in time your life will get easier. So in the mean time smile, it truly will be ok with that big annoying shopping bag.

Spencer, oh Spencer, oh our dear friend Spencer. What are we going to do with you Spencer? You have once again marched on with your mission of rage, carrying the face that reads, I’m going to kill you, then rip your heart out Mary-Kate Olsen..OPPS, did we just say that. Well actually that is just about what Spencer Pratt was wanting to do when Miss Olsen dissed him on the Letterman Show recently.

I mean she did have the nerve to say he has a rather “short” temper, how could she say such an untrue thing! Of course after watching The Hills countless times, we can all recall his I’m going to kill you face, and now recently he has attacked Mary-Kate by calling her ugly and a troll.

Perhaps he is just a hurt soul, who is quite sensitive inside. Naw, I rather think he is one step away of completely losing it and whipping out a can of pepper spray. By the looks of this, he could be carrying the pepper spray to protect him and his brainless soon to be bride from the Olson Troll attacking him at night. OF course Heidi is there to protect and stand by her man, as long as the checks keep rolling in from The Hills, and continues to make off money from LC. Isn’t Mtv folks just dandy! Wonder if Heidi has that purse in another color? Oh probably so, just another 10,000 to her.