Oh so sweet little Hayden Panettiere , why how much you have grown this past year. Now it is summer and you have officially blossom into a young lady. Instead of looking as if you are 12, you now have grown a bit taller and matured into a regular 15 year old.

Oh oops! Wait, you are really way past 15, instead you are 18 years old. Wow I guess you are so short and young looking that you are behind in your growth. Some might mistake her as a little cute troll a.k.a little shorty. The dude with her is probably thinking the same thing “Wow I’m with little shorty, she may be small but she is a tough little cookie.”

Indeed, she is so tough and strong that she can even handle her liquor. The mystery bag she is carrying is quite interesting. Leaving a convenient store with a brown paper bag might spell out: alcohol. It’s okay Hayden, even though you look young, we still have to remember you are of age, oh wait, no your not, you still are only 18. Tisk, tisk.

Btw, with all the money Miss Panettiere is making of her sitcom the Heroes she sure isn’t investing back into her wardrobe or hair. The girl needs to hire someone to hem her pants so that it doesn’t add to her already freakish short troll like appearance. As well, her roots are coming back in and we all can tell she is no real super blond cheerleader with magical powers.

Nope, she is just a blond that is looking a bit gross with her deep dark roots coming in. There is only one super power than can save Hayden’s hair and that is called: coloring.

They are back and creepier than ever! Seriously, when will Lc learn to ditch her so called bff, Lo? Lo is sticking like glue to Lc during the awsome summertime. Even on the beach these two can’t get away from each other. It is no wonder poor Audrina felt left out and in the dark. Lo has gladly accepted being Laurens new boyfriend during the meantime. Ever since Brody left the picture, Lo has come in and replaced him with her mean boring self.

What exactly are these two trying to cover up. Both not only wear the same big bug eye ugly sunglasses but they both manage to dress a like now to from head to to. One word: creepy! Maybe Lc has not been hitting the gym and quit seeing her personal trainer and traded in for some ice cream to cry over the fact no one really like her fashion line. Or maybe is she is still crying over Stephen, you know the love of her life from Laguna beach, even though she never had a a real relationship with the boy.

Lo on the other hand is probably covering up her belly rolls that have been there from the start and she just keeps piling on the belly fat. Lo one word of advice from outside your Laguna Bubble way of thinking, learn to smile.

Ok so we have all heard about Miley’s picture scandals around the world. Whether it be with the Vanity Fair photos or her pictures from her own cell phone being released. Either way, it is not a pretty picture of what has become of the young Disney teen sensation. So I guess it is no great surprise why her and her family decided to do a photo shoot spread for a magazine to “clean up” her tainted image of wild child photos spreading.

There is Mile Cyrus with her family and friends just being your typical 15 year old girl. Yeaaaah right! Miley Cyrus is still managing to pull off her wild child look with those 70’s braids hairstyle. And behind her seems to be randsom “friends” just having some good old fun. Sure, I bet that blonde girl doesn’t even know the Cyrus family and was hired to be put in this put together photo shoot. I wonder how much they paid her to pretend to be Miley’s friend for a day.

What even more is really weird and sad is Miley’s dad watching her and probaly thinkint to himself, man did I hit the jack pot. Even though his career has gone by the wasteside, now he can live through his daughter’s fame but for how long? At this rate Miley’s career will soon follow that of her dad’s, and that is a family tragedy right there but maybe a great blessing to the rest of us. I don’t think the world can handle another “weird” photo slip of Miley Cyrus much longer, please just stick to your disney stuff, you were much manageable to look at back then.

Aww, Reese Witherspoon is spending some real quality couple time with Jake Gyllenhaal by late night partying. Except Jake’s grunge look may be the very reason why rumors lately have been spreading about the two breaking up. From this photo I can see why Reese might need some time apart from Mr. Jakey.

Reese has gone from sweet next door girl look to hard as nails 40 year old aging quickly look. Drastic difference and Reese does not need to be brought down to this level of less paid for movie parts, you won’t be able to bring in 15 million a picture with that aged look missy. She has always been known for her great sense of fashion choices but I guess on this particular night she must of been trying to fit with her “boyfriend” Jake by grungeing down to a fit loose black detective coat.

Hardly a success of outfit choices for Reese. When in the days she was with Ryan, she seemed but to only glow and look younger with happiness. And where is Reese’s daughter Eva? Reese we expect more out of you, to be a good mother and for goodness sake to be a role model for all fashion victims out there, don’t start to become one now.

Paris, my dear Heiress Paris what are you doing? Are you really making a late night beer run again, remember you can’t be caught with another DUI under your Hilton name…OOPS wait, thats not beer you are getting!? Shocking yes, but instead you are making a secret night run for Captain Crunch. I see you found a new late night hobby, the munchies.

What is a girl like you stopping by a place like that. In those kind of places you are expected to pay cash missy but of course you got your AMEX in hand, ready to flash mommy and daddy’s money. Of course in your head you are probably trying to do the math on how much your total will me, think hard Paris you can add the price and tax, oh wait you never did go to college or finish high school. Oops again for you.

The sad part is with the way you spend all your money on yourself, that there is nothing left on the credit card, but hope you can still cover $3.00. We hope the Hilton name is still at least worth that after what you have done to it over the years. Wipe the sad smirk off your face and put on a smile.

Why you are Paris Hilton, and your getting you photo taken, you should be gleaming with delight because you are getting the attention you so desperately crave. But if I were you, I guess that would make me sad to think about, how attention hungry you really are and how you got the bad case of munchies, and we all know munchies come from a certain type of high, and I’m not talking about the natural type Miss Hilton.

*GASP* Can it be true, can it really be true? Is that Lo and Audrina of The Hills, shopping together, in the same place? Maybe they ran into each other while both trying to get Lc the perfect gift to say who is the better friend. Clearly you can tell that is Miss Audrina, but it it somewhat unclear if that is for sure Lo, but with that stuck up prissy hair bun and the sourpuss frown, why who else should it possibly be than Miss Nastiness of The Hills herself, Lo.

Audrina looks like she can barely stand to be there any much longer. She is probably wondering when Justin Bobby is going to be picking her up. Lo seems like just like herself as usual and probably complaining to the sales lady why they don’t have her favorite product in. But where is Lo’s other twin, but nowhere to be found? Lc a.k.a now Lo’s twin, is not there and probably out promoting her show and fashion line and busy talking about herself again.

Audrina is pulling off the summer classy look like a true beauty. Unlike Lo whose wanna be biker tank top makes her look like the beast, and so no the beauty. But although, I don’t think Lo was ever consider much of the beauty, even back in Laguna Beach Days, where she constantly lived in Lc’s shadow, and now seems to be doing the exact same thing..can we say reason why on the Hills all of a sudden. But with a beauty like Audrina, she shines way to bright to be kept in Lc’s shadow.

Hope Lo doesn’t flip out on that store lady in the background, don’t worry though Audrina will keep the store safe from the Beast of Lo.

Taaaadaaaa! It looks like Britney Spears can get her life on track, well not completely yet, but she is managing to be headed that way. Her hair actually looked touched up and her roots aren’t the first nasty thing you notice on her. Instead you notice Brit’s big smile on her made up face…well I guess you could call it happy. Some might say it is more like a crazy clown smile plastered on.

I hope to see it in the light of Spears improving her image and her trainwreck life. Of course, she could have gone without the oversize bug eye sunglasses. Simply put, those things look ridiculous on her and give her that crazy person image. She does not need any more things around her that would set off another drama incident.

So Brit ditch the shades but keep up whoever your hair stylist is, because girly your hair is looking normal. If we can start with your hair being normal, who knows, maybe your brain will become normal once again.

Poor poor Vanessa Hudgens, I mean she spends her days when not working on her new movie High School Musical 3, she has to spend them on sad shopping trips. Would you just take a look at that puppy dog face, touches your heart doesn’t it. Here she is, having a very difficult moment in her life, she is be facing to make a very hard decision. Drum roll…..to buy or to not buy this designer top for $700 in front of me?

Maybe she is having a rough tough day because on top of all this dilemma, she still has to get a manicure and pedicure. And has to put up with her stylist next to her. Now her stylist must be thinking, why me? Why do I get stuck with a spoiled brat who is only famous because she is cute and can kinda sing, but we all know she is wild ( remember the home pics she took of herself) that says it all about Vanessa’s real image.

Vanessa doesn’t have a right to think that top her stylist is holding up is ugly, I mean has she taken a good look in the mirror of herself in what she is wearing. I don’t see much a a difference between the two, so before she starts to judge what good taste is, well my dear you need to examine yourself first before you leave the house. If anything, it is your stylist I feel sorry for and not you and your sour puss face. Frankly, that look is not a good one on you.

Where’s that magical sweet High School Musical face? Oh wait, it’s not there because it is completely fake, not real. Hmm that sounds kinda like Vanessa Hudgens.

Lc is holding on for dear life hoping not to get smoosh by her own success. It is nearly impossible for Lauren Conrad to go anywhere now without begin hounded by cameras and people. She has been so successful and busy I think it has made her lose some basic fashion sense. First she is wearing one of her own design tops ( could easily spot it since of the poofiness over-price look) with short shorts. Adn to top it all of, she is holding a clutch purse in her hands. I know she think she has all the talent in the wolrd when it comes ot fashion, but red alert Ms. Conrad, you dont, not even close.

Why don’t you take some needed time off and double check yourself before you leave your house, you would be doing yourself a tremendous favor, por favor.

The charming geneltmen on her left, seems to be in a daze of starstruck and I am all that, check me out with the babe from Laguna. I bet that guy paid people to be there when they showed up, just so he could be in a picture with Lc. He seems to be her latest main man, but we will see how long this one lasts. The girl to Lauren’s right, why is she so darn happy? Maybe she likes making Lc feel smoosh, and trying to knock the skinny celeb princess out.

She is smirking with great delight, see us chubby girls can finally knock down the skinny girls, I know she is thinking out loud, I’m doing this one for you Heidi, but I hate you too because your even skinnier.

Justin Timberlake sure knows how to get his image out there to the world. All he has to do is become friends with the rappers of the world and all of a sudden he can now dress his dog gangsta. I think finally Justin Timberlake has hit a all time high identity crisis. He pretty soon will be singing the blues about his life and love life. Walking along with him is his girlfriend former 7th heaven star vixen, Jessica Biel.

It definitely looks liek Jessica is singing the blues as well with her shameful bangs haircut. She is embarrassed either by her bad choice of hair styles or that she is still in a relationship with Justin, who dresses his own dog his a red thug bandanna. Yeah , walking the streets in the hood of Beverly Hills is tough, oh yeah, you tell them Justin. And look at his expression of total constipation of any productive thought in his head, I mean any guy who would dump Cameron Diaz must not have much of a thought process. I guess this now explains his dog wardrobe situation.

If Justin can’t even make up his mind on Miss Cameron, then how can we expect him to make a decision about his dog. Get a clue or should we say, get a bone for your thug-G.