Well if it isn’t Khloe Kardashian walking her stylish self to the slammer. The tear wiping is quite emotional, but perhaps Khloe is really crying for the fact she has to do another whole season of Keeping Up Ith the Kardashians.

What a drag, like the poor girl gets paid just being her loud obnoxious self to America. Keep crying away Miss Khloe, we feel your pain of privilege life and screwing up do stupidly about her dui probation. Boy rich kids, sure got it tough….drinking and partying their nights away instead of getting up in the morning for a 9 am job. Luckily, she has her two sisters support during there “hard” times. A big thank you to Courtney and Kim Kardashian, for dressing up for the occasion. Adn by the way Kim, you don’t look fat in white, so you can stop obessing over yourself for once during this time of Khloe’s need…sure.

Also mama Kardashian is there as well, Kris Kardashian, staying proudly of her daughter Khloe, as she hides from behind her daughters. What do you expect from Khloe when her own mother encourages Kim to do playboy, has a tran tattoo of her own, and has had more plastic surgery than anyone ever should. She might be getting up there as freakish look as Micheal Jackson. Goodness, cant the E! Channel do any better than this, than follow around a MJ look alike with her three spoiled jailbird daughters…apparently not.

Britney Spears, the former pop sensation, is now apparently amazed at life’s wonders it holds. Brit is memorized by what has become her regular purse she owns. She can’t get over that all she can afford now is a simple “Walmart” ten dollar purse.

Has it finally hit Miss Spears that her life has come down to this. All her millions of hard work of being exploited down the tubes, along with her career of her limited vocal cords. Lets just hope Brit doesn’t go crazy on us again, but just in case she does, this time they are ready for her. By the looks of it, it looks like Brit has an installed alarm system in her garage, and it will go off the instant she goes insane again. Which she is overdue any minute now with one of her crazy frenzies.

Brit in case you are wondering in your scary trans you are in, your career has left the building, and it has happened a long time ago. If she is now just realizing where she is at, then she needs her head re-examine again at the psych ward, and maybe this time she will get some meds to reduce her scary mad cave woman face.

Well, well if it isn’t the miss nice and miss mean duo! To the left is Lo Bosworth linked arm in arm with Lauren Conrad. These two gals are now a bit too creepy for everyone’s own taste. Is it not enough that they live together now 24/7 and share just about eveyr moment together but now have to be alike from head to toe. Poor Audrina, no wonder she wanted to move out of there. she has been living in a nut house full of nuts..hope she escapes before she joins them in their creepy ways.

For starters, L.C and Lo both are sporting a near same hairstyle with of course the exact same pose. And their smiles, so the same..it makes you wonder if they like literally practice all this is the mirror together before heading out in the public.

Although don’t know which is more scary now, the fact L.C. and Lo are creepy twins who live in their own little “me” bubble or that Heidi Montag is actually starting to act and look more like the sane one out of all the Hills Girls.

Miss Tisdale walks along side bye side with her boyfriend, but wait not so sure side by side? There seems to be a bit of rift of tension flowing between these two lovebirds. Maybe it because he knows he has a serious case of bad morning breath.

Or maybe it is because he is embarrassed by Ashley’s choice of clothing. Wearing bed sheets as a dress does not count for clothing or a dress for that matter. C’mon Ashley, have you really spend all your High School Musical allowance they gave you, and the movie hasn’t even come out yet! Ashley’s face looks like she has just woken up to a partying still going on inside her head. Someone is partying a little to hard the night before and it definitely is showing big time. Her washed up blahh face looks more plain than Vanessa Hudgen’s singing career.

Here is some advice: go back inside and wait to come out again until you are recognizable to the general public and you don’t have sheets wrapped around you like a crazy person.

Well if it isn’t Miley Cyrus performing for fans, but she is really getting down on the stage. From the looks of it it almost seems there is no room between herself and her creepy back up dancer looking right over her shoulder. Miley, oh Miley, are you just trying to cause more stir in the media for yourself? Whoever is in charge of her dance routines needs a makeover because at 15, she is getting down like she is 25 fresh out of a Miami Club.

But girly, if you going to get down like that, at least do it in some style. For starters try wearing the same matching pair of shoes. Those boots look like two completely different colors!? Cmon Miley, aren’t you worth like a billion dollars now, can’t you afford eye glasses so you can see what you are actaully wearing…maybe that is too much to ask from a 15 year old after all.

You and all the other people out there are all probably wondering and asking the same question: What are you doing now Miss Cyrus? The answer: there is none, because she doesn’t even know what or even really why she is so famous…hint hint, maybe it could possibly have something to do with an already famous father with made connections. Now that is a long shot guess but hey it is worth the taking.

The Clown of the evening comes out to play! Except that is no clown, is it Lindsay Lohan herself at play. Of course her dress could have fooled that by all the shiny colorful colors screaming out: this is a hideous mess!

Poor poor Linds, she not only seems to have lost her total fashion sense but as well her youth. Her face looks like she is going on the big 40. Have you ever seen a 22 year old look so hard as nails…nope, I think Lindsay tops the cake with premature wrinkles sprouting all over her once youthful cheery face. Lets not also forget about that stern yet weirdo looking man behind her. He must be thinking he is the luckiest guy on Earth being so close to her and just got her phone number from one of her loser friends. Maybe her friends are trying to get Lindsay back into guys, good luck with that one! That guy seems actually too young looking for Miss Hard as Nails.

To go with her clown dress for the evening, she must also have a clownish mishap of tanning on her legs. It seems Lohan put it on a bit too thick on her legs in one spot and came out looking like an Ommpa Loompa from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory…except at least those little people looked youthful, can’t say that much about good old Linds.

Ok, that looks like it could be Kristen Cavallari, but no way, I mean Kristen from Laguna Beach getting out of come cab, it just couldn’t be. Wrong!

That is no other than Miss Cavallari herself and one leg short it seems too. Perhaps she is missing a leg from being at the beach in Cali for way too long and something in the ocean took a chomp! The girl practically was born and raised at the beach, and that is why she seems also to have that “dazed out” confusion expression on her face, too much time spent out in the sun. It is frankly sad to see someone of her great character (yeah right) getting out of a cab, what happen to daddy’s Range Rover or Mercedes.

She thought she would have a hot budding career ahead of her like her former co-star L.C, but unlike L.C, all she has is a broke bank account to her name. won’t take long now until she goes sailing off into the ocean forever, and maybe out there she will find her career, like swimming with the dolphins.

Hey, at least she is back home at the beach, where she definitely belongs, and not on television or in the movies.

Aww how times have change since then. Why that was Miss Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag back when they were b.f.f.’s for life. Boy did that relationship ended quicker than Kristin Cavarelli’s career. I thought it was a nice picture to reminisce on the “good old times”. You know, their real friendship on The Hills show season 1, where Heidi was just as a dumb spoiled girl as she is now. Although now Heidi is with a even more slime ball man name Mr. Spencer and enhanced her physical exterior.

While L.C. has always been Mtv’s sweetheart creation. Poor Lauren though only if she knew when she saw Heidi’s smile, that it was just as fake as her boobs. The whole time Heidi must of been thinking I hate this girl for real, and L.C. thinking I love this girl, for real. At least now by the 4th season coming up on the Hills, Lauren seems to learn how to give herself a good armpit shave.

Back then, she was missing some spots, eww L.C. Thank goodness that is over with, and we have to look forward to now seeing her wear her “hot” fashion line..barf!

Oh those two Hills girls, it just keeps getting more and more exciting with fakeness surrounding it every inch of the way….some things never change.

My oh my, what a complete shock, Miss Jessica Simpson’s brain is hurting her it seems. This is not the first Miss Simpson looks like a complete looney, wondering what is going on and why am I famous again. OH yes, because she can act on her own tv show, oh wait she never really acted though. Newlyweds was her own “reality show” and see how great that turned out for her marriage.

Her boyfriend of this week Tony Romo definitely doesn’t have a brain hurting look on his face. He has a “wow that chick is hott” face on. Poor, poor Jess, too out of it to realize when Tony is busy making nice with others. I bet if Jessica’s dad, Joe Simpson was there, he would have Tony arrested for that. That Joe Simpson doesn’t play around, they dont call him Mr. Stage dad for nothing.

And what is up with your upkeep Jessica? Can we way she is in desperate need of a root coloring job and to go to a better tanning salon. Anyone can spot those orange legs from 10 miles away. Here is a tip Jess: it might be your orange legs that is scarring Tony away. Or it could just be your brain of course.

Eww is the first word that comes to mind. Kate Hudson what are you thinking girly? She seems to be on a tennis date with good budyy Mr. Lance Armstrong. Taking off your sweaty shoes and socks mind you, is probably not the best way to make good impressions on your good cutie Lance. I can only imagine what he may be thinking, and that is her feet stink worse than her last movie Fools Gold.

Although Mr. Armstrong doesn’t have much room to speak either with his very skinny legs. He looks quite funny with his muscle arms and loose fitting clothes, and then there are his chicken legs. I guess Kate and other women seem not to mine his minor flaw. I mean it is those legs that get and earn him his medals after all.

And Kate herself isn’t looking like her girly girl self. She can definitely pull off her new tomboy hardcore athletic look. She makes a great tomboy! Just wish you could use it to her advantage when it comes to her acting abilities in movies. She hasn’t had a hit since she was paired up with Matthew Mcconaughey, in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. I think Kate she take her own advice in that movie, and make sure she doesn’t lose Lance from her bad manners in 10 days.

Also here is a new though, maybe if she looks more like a tomboy more often and let her feet stink up the room, then people will take her more serious in the future.